Friday, August 21, 2009

Nickelcrap

nickelback

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  1. Well said, James!

  2. Some of the non singles Nickelback did actually *are* quite heavy…. and I don’t even like the band. Try ‘Burn it to the ground’

  3. I’d certainly like to burn Chad Kroeger into the ground.

  4. What’s lame is that the girls in this entry have been SOLD this rocknroll IMAGE that they’re swooning over.
    The commercial sell-out nature of Nickelback (like JB et al, more a brand than a band) is so well known that it is tough to believe that these kids genuinely enjoy the music; it is infinitely more likely that they, like millions of others, have been brainwashed into buying albums and concert tickets as a result of marketing rather than musical preference.

    Brainwash Capitalism = Lame.

  5. Hahahaha

  6. wow.. admin FAIL!

  7. They’re heavier than you expected? Give them a break, they’re on tour, eating junk food, not getting enough exercise…

  8. wow, I can’t believe anyone admits publicly to liking that aural shit factory.

  9. Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover
    She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back
    she say I’m Mr. Ro…mantic

  10. Creed! Oh god… Even God hates Creed.

  11. What the fuck is lame about this? Nickleback suck, who gives a fuck? Thousands of people like them.

  12. Unlike Disney stars, Nickelback actually writes all their crap. LOL.

  13. I don’t know about all this, but one thing is for certain, nickelback fucking sucks shit

  14. Hhahahah,I love these comments!
    They do suck,soooo badly hahahah!

  15. If you want to read something funny on why Nippleback sucks, read this:

    http://www.whythisblogsucks.com/

    They were pretty brutal on The Beatles too. Not sure I agree with that one…

  16. Its lame cuz its fucking nickelback. The lamest, gayest, most generic, shitty band to ever exist.

  17. dear nickelback,
    give up.
    Love Heather

  18. who gives a fuck?

    Seriously, Nickeledeon makes better music than Nickelback.

  19. If you don’t like Nickelback, no one here really gives a shit. Your comments are a waste of space.
    Bitches

  20. Shut the hell up Blaire nickelback is garbage

  21. It was agreed by Historians that the Dark Ages was the most prolonged instance of human suffering in history… Until nickleback released a second album

  22. Karel: Not funny. At all.

  23. @Boz, @Karel… actually, it is kinda funny. whether you like them or not.

  24. Nickelback reminds me a lot of Limp Bizkit. Not in terms of music, but in terms of how they so rapidly conquered the world with their unabashed sucktitude.

  25. I hate Nickleback too, but this lyric cracks me up:

    Look at this photograph
    Every time I do it makes me laugh
    How did our eyes get so red
    And what the hell is on Joey’s head

  26. i dont listen to anything that rhymes with “Pickle-Sack”

  27. you people who are freaking out on other people for their posts are just as big losers as nickelback including me for taking time out of my chocolate cake-eating pregnant day. And Taco Bell only wanted you all to do what he’s found he most enjoys and is prolly the only thing he’s good at: fucking himself.

  28. @ James: I hear ya!!

  29. People who like Nickelback should make sure never to have any Gotdamn babies!

  30. Bahhaahahahhahaha @shaggity.

    this made me cry from laughing so hard!

  31. Nickelback is boring.

  32. I love that Nickelback is the lamest part about this post.

    Although, it’s not lamebook worthy.

  33. John Players Standard

    A conversation about Nickleback and heavy shouldn’t go together unless you are talking about the weight in shit they are.

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