Tuesday, June 19, 2012

OK, I’m Done, Later Planet

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  1. ^ you first have to find someone who actually likes you, herpes, someone who can stand 5 minutes of your company without wanting to stab you through the fucking mouth with a star-picket. ergo – you will never breed.

  2. No, fuck that, don’t change the topic…I thought my offer was fairly reasonable…you just gonna try and play it cool and avoid my question? It’s ok, I understand, you’re playing hard to get…perhaps if I chase you around for a little while and rub it up against your leg you’ll be more comfortable with idea?

  3. Msanne, you are fake.

  4. #51: Really? Shoot, I was hoping to tie someone to a post and have my way with them. Back to the drawing board I guess!

    #52: Pardon my indifference Capn, but I’m afraid I don’t share the same enthusiasm for the casual abuse and sodomy that your family have made a living out of. Why not try your antics out on Anne here? She seems to be literally gagging for something in her throat, and I’m sure she wont complain about your unusually shaped penis.

  5. ^poor baby. it must suck to suck so fucking hard.
    you don’t honestly think you are doing well here, do you?

  6. How can you all be fighting at a time like this?! Teeko’s penis is missing!

  7. Fighting? Where? Hell, I’m just trying to talk this wanker into lettin’ me go muddin’ and maybe gimme a blowie afterwards…frankly, I demand an increase in suction…really he keeps turning me down but all I’m hearing is “harder big boy, give it to me..oooh baby I’m so wet…don’t stop daddy! Put it in my ass! I want you to cum inside me this time!” And, I’m not so sure about teeko’s penis…knowing people around here, “somebody” probably strung it up and made a necklace out of it…that’s the rumour, anyway..

  8. Do you like it, Capn… the necklace?

    And Teeko, seriously on comment #10? That can’t be blamed on the kids you fucktard, only on their parents – which IS that generation. Or the “greatest” generation – who started this fuckstorm of suck. It’s so funny to me when people blame stuff on the kids, “oh, look how lazy! they only play video games! they never go outside! they have no discipline!” Really?

    And this is coming from someone who is not a kid (have 3 awesome kids of my own). And if my kid is fucking up, and it’s not something I have already taught them about, then it’s on me.

  9. Nails, I’d like to reply to you in full but meh, you’re stupid and I don’t like you because I think you’re a hockey mom.

  10. Stop stealing my jokes, please. It shows lack of creativity.

  11. That’s cuz youz a reetard. But I don’t care. You’re falling into evilcow status now, and will be ignored. Love ya!

  12. (that was for teeko, who probably doesn’t realize that – even though beatus does)

  13. My bad I didn’t see that I had missed that ‘a’ lol

  14. P.S. ‘aint’ is just poor grammar


  15. @56 lol.

    Capn, keep me out of this. I don’t take just anyone’s penis you know. I do have standards.

  16. T1000, you clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk–the one oppoturnity to actually declare someone(Teeko)an actual fake (or dickless)and you miss it!

  17. *opportunity

  18. it’s just really good to see teeko bounce back so soon after her hysterectomy.
    I’m sure it’s just the painkillers talking all that smack, but still.

  19. I’ll try franky, but I’m not making any promises…and, hey, I’ve got standards too, they’re just abnormally low…I mean high…yeah….high šŸ˜€

  20. One man’s trash is another man’s goddess.

    Congrats on your 69, btw.

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