Monday, July 11, 2011


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  1. Hahahah #3 made me laugh out loud at work .. it’s not even that funny

  2. In fact, it’s not funny at all >.<

  3. vaginalroundhouse

    Why do chicks do the whole bangs thing with their hair? No girl has ever looked decent as opposed to long hair all around.

  4. Nobody can bloody spell anymore. Fuck English.

  5. 1. Meh
    2. Meh
    3. Shudder
    4. Slight chuckle

  6. Melody’s bangs are the least of her worries. Her father has a sick sense of humour, I see. Unless he isn’t joking, then that’s even more sick.

  7. Same here, OyMate…

  8. SOMEONE has to make Melody feel good about herself.
    Nah, screw that, someone has to put her blimp ass on a treadmill.

  9. vaginalroundhouse

    My motivation is someone telling me I’m a complete moron but when I prove them wrong, it’s all worth it. That only occurs 0.00000001% of the time…………..*cries*

  10. Just what I was thinking throwingtofu, if the dad didn’t say it nobody would have.

  11. …and why would she put a picture of herself like that? Don’t people usually only put up their best pictures?!?

  12. What if that is her best picture?……honestly, I wouldn’t be terribly surprised.

  13. Exactly, sex. It may very well have been the best picture of the bunch. Melody needs a few tips on making herself look better in pictures. Melody, to minimise that gargantuan chinage of yours, hold the camera above you, and look up to it. Jesus, forget it. Some people should never put themselves on film.

  14. It’s really sad to me that people will be so cruel about how a person looks. It’s not like she’s done anything wrong, and just because you aren’t sexually attracted to a woman doesn’t mean she isn’t allowed to rightfully take photos and share them on her FB account.

  15. Chillout ‘nopers’, or should I say MELODY.

  16. Woah people are really hating on Melody. Only ugly need to comment on people’s “beauty” just so you know, so before you give yourself the right to say who should or shouldn’t post/take photos of themselves, maybe start by looking at your ugly self on the mirror … geez people, grow up!

  17. Melody probably just has something called self esteem, and not being shallow. It may not be about her best pic. It could be about putting up all pics, and not giving a fuck what some judgmental whore thinks.

    But I wouldn’t know. I’m not her. Just a hunch, though.

  18. She’s not pretty, or skinny, big deal? If you all are as mature and intelligent as you *can* act sometimes, and I assume 20-25+ age range, then you should act your age. Making fun of who’s ugly or fat is middle school and high school, children.

  19. The last few people commenting seem to have forgotten what site they are on. The Melody post is here for a reason, and that reason is for it to be mocked. Fucken hell, get over yourselves and your PC bullcrap.

  20. wordy… love the freudian slip

  21. Also, sandy vaginas in the morning. Makes one feel all fuzzy and warm and slightly chafed

  22. Hey, I look good with bangs, but I think it’s because I have big boobs.

  23. actually zigs, I’m pretty sure lamebook posted it because her dad made a creepy comment about it, just saying. Either way the last made me laugh a bit. I remember my mom getting pissed cuz I would come home drunk and make a bunch of noise making ravioli for no reason. good times

  24. SamuelWise, you ARE my hero

  25. What’s wrong with bangs? Melody’s in good company (in that respect, anyway): Louise Brooks, Audrey Hepburn, Kim Shattuck, Cleopatra etc.

  26. Actually, porkurtree, I’m pretty sure Lamebook posted it because of what Melody looks like, and being that she’s very unattractive, what her father said was ridiculous. Melody and her father are both Lamebook fodder.

  27. Agreed with 23…the others are just kidding themselves….zigs, have you forgotten that there are people who don’t care if a site is a mockery site or not, if they see assholes, they will call them out?

    Pretty much: “This is a mockery site, yeah? Ok? You’re still an asshole.”

  28. Yeah, Melody is ugly as fuck

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