Friday, May 7, 2010

One Line Winners

previous post: It’s Gonna be a FANtastic Friday!



  1. Not to brag or anything, but I submitted that stuff in #46, just so you know.

  2. There are virtually no white people named Shaniqua. Fuck you and your racial sensitivity. Whether she is on welfare, or smokes crack, that is immaterial. This dumbfuck’s grasp of the English language is as wispy as one of my farts.

    Unless this girl is seven years old, there is no defense for this type of word rape. Amy, you did good.

  3. @yowaiguoren Actually you were the first person to bring up the whole racial thing. I wasn’t neccesarily making fun of her name. I picked on her because her grammar is ridiculously annoying and it gives off the impression that she is undereducated and poor. Those the “welfare” comment. Not because her name is Shaniqua. I work in a prison with 2500 inmates, mostly being black. I see racism everyday and I’m not part of it and I can garuntee you that I know a whole hell alot more about it that you do, sir.

    I didn’t come on here to “brag” that it was me. I came on here to see if it was posted, when it was, I told my “lovers” thank you for the cool things they said. So, haters? Suck it.

    To the rest of you, yes I already submitted the email, and it’s funny. Thus why I submitted it to Lamebook. Because she is lame, and she deserves a shining spot here.

  4. @nashntth – No, love I’m not single 😀 but I’m flattered that you asked. I’m actually dating a deputy sheriff who’s really good to me <3

  5. @yowaiguoren:

    Welcome to Lamebook. Now, please go kindly off to the nearest corner and fuck yourself silly with that monstrous dildo of racial hypersensitivity you’re carting around. I don’t give a shit if the child’s name is Shaniqua, Mioko, Habiba, or Mary Catherine Fucking Rottencrotch. Her grammar makes my brain bleed, and is therefore worthy of ridicule.


    Awesome retort. I look forward to reading more from you.

  6. yowaiguoren I don’t know where the fuck you are from but it is the year 2010 and racist jokes are funny.

  7. aaahh! “monstrous dildo” lmfao @Stretch.

    Thank you 🙂

  8. @yowaiguoren: I want to know where you live that $50 blowjobs are cheap? Rampant inflation sucks, but I guess we all just have to dill with it.

  9. You guys are right! I completely understand now. Being uneducated and spelling things wrong, being on welfare and working three jobs, and especially having a “ghetto” name that my mom gave to me: These things are all extremely lame. Thank you, Amy, for pointing this out.

    And let me tell you, since I’m from the south side of Chicago, I now have a LOT of people to laugh at!

  10. Toriesaretwats

    @ yowaiguoren:People devoid of a sense of humour should not be allowed on sites like this

  11. @yowaiguoren:

    I don’t see what’s wrong with insinuating someone has no education based on the fact that their spelling is fucking awful. People should be ridiculed if their ability to type coherent sentences is completely horrendous.

  12. antiaphrodite

    “You guys are right! I completely understand now. Being uneducated and spelling things wrong, being on welfare and working three jobs, and especially having a “ghetto” name that my mom gave to me: These things are all extremely lame. ”

    Glad to see you saw the light.

  13. @yowaiguoren…

    So just to get this straight… you come to Lamebook often enough to actually have a username and yet you STILL think that this post is racist?! What is wrong with you?! You must know that if she had been white and called something like ‘Lauren’ she still would have been called out on using such an appaling excuse for the English language.

    What has happened here is that YOU have been racist. You have noted the colour of her skin and decided that Lamebook and all the people who use it should treat her differently because of it. THAT, my dear, is racism.

  14. I wasn’t going to get in on this one, but I will.

    Spelling is essential to life. It falls in with the other basics we all need… food, shelter, oxygen, and sex.
    Without these things you’re fucked (except for the sex part).

    With today’s technology, even without a job or education, there is no reason to write like Shaniqua.
    There is spell check on facebook, and on Google. This kind of writing is a result of laziness, and attention seeking only.

    Hey, well all make typos, and screw up our grammar and punctuation at times (except for Soup, he’s always right on… the bastard), but this is unacceptable and should be torn apart.

    There is this bloke from the UK on my fb friends list, he’s white, has a job, and has had at least some education. He sends me private messages all the time saying, “Come on over word, I think you’re great”, blah blah.

    He doesn’t write it like that though, he writes like Shaniqua.
    At first I was polite, and then I just got pissed, and told him I hate the way he writes, and that I can’t understand him.
    He continues to write that way, so I choose to ignore the fucker now.

    There are no excuses Shaniqua, none.

  15. And yes, I made a typo in my 4th paragraph, and considering what I was saying at the time, it makes it quite amusing I think.

    By the way, happy Mother’s Day to all you Mothers out there.

  16. Seeing people deliberately opting for “alternative” spelling such as “fank” is fkn annoying.

    I just don’t see though what this has got to do with accusing her of (mis)using the welfare system. Then she defends herself against this unjust public scorn from Amy. Amy’s continued ridicule suggests that her own education didn’t reach far enough to teach her basic decency.

    And nytmare you did “necessarily make fun of her name” when you said “does that name fit on your welfare check”. I’m all for making fun of names. It’s the going from poor spelling, via classic stereotyped name, to disrespecting someone hard-working, I find lame.

  17. Haha, amazing. Lamebook always makes my day. Reading the comments, not so much.

    I find it ironic how “yowaiguoren” means “there are outsiders/foreigners.” Definitely confirms the anti-racist demeanor he/she tried to portray, huh.

  18. Nice one, Cassie. Hate alternative spelling, but can’t bring yourself to spell “fucking” correctly?

  19. Ooh well spotted Miss Zoe, that’s really clever. Did you want a prize? I wasn’t sure if certain words would be filtered out by LB, and took my chances people would know what I meant. Thank goodness for your sharp intellect and your efforts to clarify what “fkn” means. Oh and if you had a problem with the actual content of what I wrote, I suggest you explain what that problem would be instead of pointing out the obvious.

  20. krasivaya_devushka

    To me, the stupidest thing is that Amy came on here leaving comments that she’s the one who submitted it and that she will submit some more. Are you the type of person who sits on the computer browsing people’s profiles just to find something to post on here? You’ve made your point, whatever the hell it was, & it’s time for you to move onto something or someone else since you’re that obsessed with making fun of people.

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  22. @yowaiguoren: You’re not wrong, and poverty and structural disadvantages aren’t a source of boundless hilarity. Unfortunately, when you call people out for being prejudiced and mean-spirited, you’re more likely to be told to go f*** yourself with a “monstrous dildo” than to start a reasoned debate on the racialization of poverty. These people think that they’re winning the war against poor grammar and spelling, when in fact they’re discriminating against someone who is, as they point out, deliberately using non-standard English, for reasons they cannot possibly fathom. Thanks for trying to make the internet slightly less disheartening.

  23. @wordpervert Thank you. I couldn’t agree more. I’m so tired of working to decode these lame messages. It’s just not worth it.

  24. @deathstar, lalala, etc. I appreciate the support. It’s a lion’s den in here and I’m not going to comment again, but I think I made my point clear. Thx for listening!

  25. deathstar, yowaiguoren, what is racist about this is that you think we should not laugh at an uneducated black person just because they are black. If we are all equal we are all fucking equal. If you ask to be treated the same as everyone else and say that your skin colour is irrelevant you can’t pull the race card when someone takes the piss out of you. If someone takes the piss out of the color of your skin, the shape of your nose, your afro then yes, racist. If someone takes the piss out of the idiotic spelling and grammar in your facebook status don’t try and make out that they are doing it because you are black and not because you are a RETARD.

  26. @Tazinijif

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