Thursday, September 19, 2013

Party Off!

previous post: Shoot for the stars…



  1. I don’t like fat people at my house parties, because a very fat chick broke my black leather sofa bed and never paid for it.

  2. ^ If you’re guna fuck fatties, you gotta be ready for the collateral damage to your bed. Now stop whining and go make yournew girlfriend 10 sammiches…

  3. All you losers on Lamebook that aren’t allowed at this party should have a lame boring idiot party of your own!

  4. Party’s still on, but the dude will just have to watch from his neighbor’s house.

  5. welcome back, beatus.

  6. @2 – you’re aware that velocirrober most likely didn’t fuck the fat chick right? IIRC correctly, the man is gay. Mind you, some gay dudes start out straight.

  7. *u’re

  8. @1 It’s wrong to say black, she broke your african american sofa

  9. It’s a good idea to pick up a fatty if you’re hungry. They probably have food stored under their folds.


  10. Jedipenguin. I believe the term you’re looking for is “Negro”

  11. I bet they’re 13

  12. I bet they could take 13 😀

  13. Aaaah Beatus!!!! Welcome home good man!! Where the fuck have you been??

    And yes, velo is a putty-pusher, but still funnier than most of you salami-sockets

  14. And while on the topic of dark-skinned ladies, I’d like to share a joke I found online yesterday:

    An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked “Is there any chicken on the menu?”
    I replied “No black Betty, it’s ham or lamb.”


  15. ^Awesome

  16. Anybody who spells party with two y’s is a desperate, needy cuntt.

  17. What about somebody that spells cunt with 2 t’s?

  18. Cun to tease.

  19. ^ Clever bloke ye’ are Beatus!

  20. ^ Clever bloke y’arrrrrr

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