Well, one would think that men poke…
Cows are too tall unless you can get them backed up to a tree stump. I prefer a sheep at the edge of a cliff. When they see that long drop they push back, and their back legs can fit in your boots with your feet for better control.
Shit, that was out loud.
With both, you have to walk around to the front to kiss them. But with sheep, you don’t have to walk so far.
I save the kissing for cousins at the family reunion. The critters just get an apple when I’m done.
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Well, one would think that men poke…
Cows are too tall unless you can get them backed up to a tree stump. I prefer a sheep at the edge of a cliff. When they see that long drop they push back, and their back legs can fit in your boots with your feet for better control.
Shit, that was out loud.
With both, you have to walk around to the front to kiss them. But with sheep, you don’t have to walk so far.
I save the kissing for cousins at the family reunion. The critters just get an apple when I’m done.