Nice tits, fat boy! You look like a fucking manatee …what’s with the poorly drawn fish bones? That supposed to be a sixpack, bro? Stick to the beer and quit being such a tryhard bubble gut! You’d have better luck try’n t’ get some sloppy drunk barfly to suck whiskey out of your belly button and give you a handjob under the table if you put a fucking shirt on and buy her a couple shots first…and slip some xanax in it…You also kinda resemble that hairy douche that roofied everyone up in “the hangover”….I’m not even sure where I’m going with this…someone else pick this one up for me!…
Mate, no dude’s dick scares me….but sarcasm….woah that’s a whole different matter 😉 Anyways, half the fun on here is waiting for the obligitory muppet to defend the post then shoot them down.
Yeah, but my cock doubles as a baton! I guess if you decide to stick around and all that jazz I might offer to let you borrow it to club some unruly bitches when they try and cut in line during meal time…it’s bound to happen, you know. Some a these twats that stumble into these parts just have no respect.
@21 The second part is true, although I was a little hetero a few months ago. It’s like tequila makes me come out of the closet and I end up making out or giving BJs to girls. The last time I had intercourse with one of those creatures was back in 1999, though.
Anyhow, my first comment only meant that Libby is a gay boy because “going out to see the anus” is all gay boys (the top ones) want to do with their weekends. When I was young I fell in love with a different anus every weekend.
no. I’m a hipster. it was retro-ironic.
anyway, anti-gay jokes are annoying me more and more. Even when internet gays make them, it still doesn’t seem to make it right anymore.
^ Got you some thick black glasses, skinny jeans with Converse All-Stars, an iPhone and listen to some Coldplay, do ya? Do a little rickrolling, do ya?
Okay, I got one:
Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.
Fuck your ex, velo. If you want to cling desperately to your youth then go right ahead. It only gets truly pathetic when one starts visiting the plastic surgeon.
1st picture, Boring.
2nd Picture, SCARY!!!!!
3rd Picture, WTF???
Nice tits, fat boy! You look like a fucking manatee …what’s with the poorly drawn fish bones? That supposed to be a sixpack, bro? Stick to the beer and quit being such a tryhard bubble gut! You’d have better luck try’n t’ get some sloppy drunk barfly to suck whiskey out of your belly button and give you a handjob under the table if you put a fucking shirt on and buy her a couple shots first…and slip some xanax in it…You also kinda resemble that hairy douche that roofied everyone up in “the hangover”….I’m not even sure where I’m going with this…someone else pick this one up for me!…
CapnJaques…Very subtle…like it
His forearms are bigger than his biceps. It’s Popeye’s kid after letting himself go.
with a spinach coloured Iphone?
Exactly. Hope he doesn’t bite it.
hmmm looking at that piccy I wouldn’t put money on it!
Yeah, cuz, like, subtlety is a fucking specialty of mine. I’m one kind and gentle motherfucker huh? 🙂
capn, After reading your past posts…I wouldn’t argue with you lol
Why? Does my dick, scare you or sumpin? …errone knows I’m jus playin’…I think..lol..
Mate, no dude’s dick scares me….but sarcasm….woah that’s a whole different matter 😉 Anyways, half the fun on here is waiting for the obligitory muppet to defend the post then shoot them down.
Relish on a hot dog.
Yeah, but my cock doubles as a baton! I guess if you decide to stick around and all that jazz I might offer to let you borrow it to club some unruly bitches when they try and cut in line during meal time…it’s bound to happen, you know. Some a these twats that stumble into these parts just have no respect.
1 and 2 are fake. 3 is also fake.
Magic Fat!
I think Libby is a gay boy living in a girl’s body. And he is a top.
“a gay boy living in a girl’s body…”
so, a heterosexual female, then?
..a heterosexual female who wants to pound some ass with her enormous cock.
I understand completely.
we’ve all been there.
MsAnneThrope, I take it you’ve never been a gay boy… There’s nothing heterosexual about a gay boy, not even in a female kind of way.
^a gay boy in the body of a girl?
you’ve been gay so long you forgot what hetero even is</i??
*is??
velocirrober is correct. There is nothing heterosexual (= normal) about a gay (= evil / going to hell) boy.
@21 The second part is true, although I was a little hetero a few months ago. It’s like tequila makes me come out of the closet and I end up making out or giving BJs to girls. The last time I had intercourse with one of those creatures was back in 1999, though.
Anyhow, my first comment only meant that Libby is a gay boy because “going out to see the anus” is all gay boys (the top ones) want to do with their weekends. When I was young I fell in love with a different anus every weekend.
^WTF?
^ Sorry to be blunt… but I was already going to hell, anyway.
^because of your aids?
^Too unoriginal. Do better.
no. I’m a hipster. it was retro-ironic.
anyway, anti-gay jokes are annoying me more and more. Even when internet gays make them, it still doesn’t seem to make it right anymore.
^ Got you some thick black glasses, skinny jeans with Converse All-Stars, an iPhone and listen to some Coldplay, do ya? Do a little rickrolling, do ya?
Okay, I got one:
Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.
HEY-O!
My ex makes fun of me because sometimes I wear skinny jeans and Chuck Taylors and I am almost 40.
^ She also writes some pretty hurtful stuff on her blog regarding your love-making abilities. What a bitch.
Fuck your ex, velo. If you want to cling desperately to your youth then go right ahead. It only gets truly pathetic when one starts visiting the plastic surgeon.
Lol… I did that when I was 26. I didn’t have to pay, though, cuz the surgeon is my uncle.
Velocirobber – Do you wear thick black glasses, and/or listen to Coldplay?
hasn’t the stereotype been updated a bit since 2006?
@35 No and no.