Friday, January 6, 2012

Picture These Problems

previous post: Now It Hurts



  1. perhaps the bulge is a vestige of a pregnancy already undergone? not all beer-bellies come from beer

  2. P.S.: what Zanzibar said.

  3. crashburger you dummy, the point is not about fatty-boom-ba-latas wearing too tight gear, it’s about them getting all pissy when someone asks if their gunt is a baby…

  4. -wait, is lamebook getting censored and posts getting deleted?

  5. Jenny get laid, you are a complete bitch.

  6. The badass who shot himself is Spider-Man and this was a publicity stunt. In the ambulance he shot a web to the back door and he’s going to haul ass out of there. Go Spidey!

  7. btvsrcks, not really, she ain’t said anythin untrue right? Anyhoo, Nick should be rearrangin Ryan’s face for bein so disrespectful about his bint.

  8. @ jamisings.. Nope sorry Jamisings, as a fat woman myself ( depending on the season I can go from 190 -215 on a 5′ 4″ girl, since its winter Im heavier) I disagree. Live and let live….as long as I cant see their vagina/balls. Though why fat men would were tight clothing I have no idea.

    That dress is actually not that tight. If you look at her thigh areas, breast area, and shoulders you can see the fabric is not stretched. It is really just her stomach.

    And fat people don’t have to dress in mumus because they are fat. While I don’t want to see the fat rolls on a girl wearing a tube top, I’m not adverse to us dressing tastefully.

    Probably just jealous because you cannot wear nice clothes. I also love it how you talk like a skinny person. You act like fat people are beneath you.


  9. @Jenny
    Yeah, I realize the point is about her being a bitch because someone was a bitch and asked about her gut.

    I just wanted to bitch about commenters bitching about fat people really.

    I actually do think she looks pregnant in her choice of clothing, but I also don’t think the dress is ridiculously tight. It even has some loose fabric around the bottom. I’m actually not sure what that girl could wear that wouldn’t make her look pregnant, aside from a maxi dress. Either way, I don’t think it matters.

  10. Poor Nick. Maybe he should have bought his girlfriend a corset.

  11. The way it kind of looks like she’s holding her belly definitely isn’t helping her cause.

  12. Maybe she just had a baby and this is her post-baby leftover. Maybe there is a medical reason. Or maybe, indeed, she just munches too much. Either way Jenny, just because she got offended by the comment does not make her a cunt. Plus her dress is far from skimpy. The length is appropriate, there is no cleavage showing, and it is only tight at the belly because, well, she has a fat belly. And so what if she has a big belly? Does not mean she’s promoting unhealthy eating. Just like your constant swearing and insulting rants do not promote the “not-getting-laid” syndrome you seem to suffer from.

  13. ^Bravo! Well said #62.

  14. go take your fat kids for a walk, pay attention to them and get the fuck out of the house for a while ticklebone.

  15. cunt.

  16. Did no one else notice that the gold dress is actually TOO BIG on her? Its a tshirt/ paperbag dress so its cut to hang like a potato sack. Its very hard to wear. Being more body hugging would have been more flattering and slimming than how the dress is cut now. Her stomach seems to pooch out more due to the angle shes slightly twisting at.

    And who cares if shes big? Most American women are that size or bigger. Its rude and trollish to make disparaging remarks on others photos like “damn youre bald” “whos the guy with the fugly teeth?” “have you tried Proactiv yet?” etc

  17. And the fabric is too thin/unforgiving. And too shiny metallic. Both those things add to the “preggy look” The dress is *not* too tight or small for her it ls just the style of the dress.

  18. Who knew lamebook was full of fashionistas. Now I know where to come for all my style advice. Biscuit anyone?

  19. Oh dear Jenny, I knew you were going to call me names, and also could have bet on my skinny behind that you were going to assume I was fat. But you actually surprised me. Instead, you went for the kids I don’t have. If I had them, I am pretty sure they would not be fat anyway. But thanks for the chuckle and have a good day my dear.

  20. Intercourse. What? It’s right after 69, right?

  21. Curlybap, not only are biscuits unfashionable but they also make you fat. You’re welcome.

  22. hahah Ticklebone. Don’t bullshit a bullshitter, you fat fuck. Go read those poor kids of yours a book before Child Protection does it for you.

  23. Zanzibar. I’m here now, my home site was destroyed by a dog-raping troll and the feds took it down.
    Fucking red tape, eh?

    RIP nevar fogget

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