Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Points of Perfection

previous post: Love is in the Air!



  1. haha ke$ha


  2. What’s a Ke$ha?

  3. Ladies, you are like the IRS, you know where to find me.

  4. lol @wandr

    ke- “dollar sign” -ha is an ancient creature from the land of no talent.

  5. here my good friend wandr http://tinyurl.com/32nn735

    you’re welcome

  6. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @2 Ke$ha is derived from an old Hebrew word, Keshagga. Keshagga is the name of the instrument used by the mohel at a Brit milla.

  7. Oh fuck yes Lindy! You win.

    And by the way, who sees the ad above with the worlds strangest couples …. WTF!

  8. Damn, Dawg!
    I try not to click links from here. Anyone feels like checking it out for me?
    I’m still debating clicking on Keona’s homolink.
    Sounds juicy, from the comments

    I thought it was just bad spelling for kosher, stoma. My hebrew’s bad! I spank him regularly

  9. Wandr … DO NOT CLICK! You have been suitably warned.

  10. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @Wandr, have you ever tried spanking your hebrew with generous serving of Canadian bacon?

  11. aight dawg click it or not it doesn’t matter,im just tryna help and thats just a let me google that for you link anyway 😀

  12. Stoma, I hadn’t, but I shall remedy to that. Maple flavored, too. Only type of bacon finding its way passed these luscious lips (that was gratuitious, and I’m thinking of adding something about boobage, here)

    Dawg, don’t be sad, honeybunny, I’ll look at it from home.

    Curly, I love you

  13. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Wandr, Maple flavored bacon…. you just had to rub it in, didn’t you? That is just one of the things I can’t get here.

  14. Canadian bacon?…That’s just ham.

  15. Phil is a fucking moron, and his smiley face at the end of his fucking moronic post makes him even more of a fucking moron.

  16. Nelson sucks. Recycling a Amy Winehouse joke is one thing. Recycling a 20 year old joke is another.

  17. I had thyroid cancer. I still want a new car. And a pony.

  18. John, if you can’t understand a woman or get her off, that’s not the woman’s problem. You’re just a moron with no patience. Same goes for a woman who says the same about men.

    Nelson…that made no sense at all. Humans having bellybuttons is a normal thing…go die.

    Go Lindy.

  19. Keona, go back to kindergarden. Adam and Eve didn’t have belly buttons. Belly buttons are where your umbilical cord connected you to Mommy. Let me spell it out for you, because I assume you still don’t get it. Adam was made from the dirt and Eve was made from his rib. Neither were created in a womb, neither had umbilical cords, so neither had belly buttons.

    Santa isn’t real, either.

  20. Don’t nobody talk about Santa being fake! He’s definitely real.

  21. Dear 19, what crawled up your ass and died? Kindergarten (is the correct spelling, kid) has nothing to do with knowing Adam and Eve. It has to do with basic knowledge of the Christian religion. Not that I really have to explain myself, I will anyways, just so you can understand it. I just woke up. I am not a morning person. It takes awhile for my brain to function at 100% capacity.

    Mommy shouldn’t be capitalised. It’s not a proper place, name or thing. Perhaps you’re the one who should go back to kindergarten, eh? I’m sure you capitalise dog and cat too, instead of a certain breed.

  22. Why are bras hard to understand, John? Because we bother to wear them? I don’t get it.

  23. @Keona: I don’t think you’ve got much room to talk about things expiring in wavewench’s ass. Who the hell gives lectures on whether or not “Mommy” should be capitalized? Take a Xanax or something, shit.

  24. @wordpervert Because just like women he cant figure out how to get them off.

  25. Keona, you are a retard. None of that made any sense. You’re just mad ’cause wavewench is right about the belly button thing. Also, mommy is capitalized when used as a name…. which is how it was used above.

  26. I’m sure if I take 50mg of Snoofie, I’ll be right in the head. I’ll go call the Pharmacist.

  27. musicmaker, I get that, but he’s really saying 2 things there. Yes, women are hard to understand, and it takes a skilful man to get them off, but bras aren’t hard to understand; they are only difficult for (some) men to get off. Never mind. Christ, now I’m sounding like Crazy (with a capital) Keona.

  28. Chis has friends?
    I find that hard to believe.

  29. Chris has friends?
    I find that hard to believe.

  30. Thanks for that word. I love you too, you skank.
    madicane, I’m not sure what part of the world you’re from, but mommy is not a name, at least not for a human. Even some of the characters we see on Lamebook, none have been so crazily named as Mommy.

    I give up after this. Yes, wavewench is right and I was wrong. I can admit that. What do you want me to do, apologise and suck wave’s dong to redeem myself?

    I’m so sorry I fucked up, Lamebook Gods. Please forgive me.

  31. Well, shit, Keona, you sure showed me. I’m sure I’ll be smarting for days from that sick burn.

  32. Keona, both 19 and 21 are correct. And I would risk saying both are pretty well educated, but you really should’ve started your comment to his explanation with a simple “Thank You, You Were Right©”. No need to come off so strong if you didn’t understood this old joke.

  33. Crybabies in here today. By the way, these were actually funny for a change

  34. Mommy is correct. If you use “your” in front of it, then it would not be capitalized. Just sayin’.

  35. Not A Dumb Person

    Can I give you a hug, iseeweirdpeople?

  36. @Keona… no, bitch. You don’t have to suck anything to redeem yourself. But you don’t have to act like a know-it-all when you’re WRONG. And Mommy can be used as a name… like, “Hey Mommy, how are you?” It’s a proper noun in that situation. There you go again acting like a snark machine and still being WRONG. A few days ago, I noticed a bunch of people jumping down your throat, and I thought it was so lame that they were ganging up on you, but now I know it’s cause you’re intensely annoying. I hope you’re just a successful troll and not a ridiculous human being.


    @fabtastic, yes Canadian Bacon is basically ham, BUT IT IS STILL DELICIOUS!!!


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