That would have been great, buzzkill; however, usually, people commenting on their facebooks do not plan to appear on Lamebook. Don’t blame Chris. Blame the submitter, and blame LB for not cutting off the unfunny parts.
I’m just glad that there was a punchline that dragged this post out of the toilet where it was heading. Being a teacher, I get more that my fair share of scat humour. Chris sounds like someone who takes quotes from other people and claim them as his own.
And not only do you have a niece named Faith, Chris, she’s working as a stripper to put herself through college. Her degree is in life management counseling. She wants to help people achieve their dreams!
(Faith makes extra cash performing in scat munching videos. Chris watches them while pondering.)
I spend a lot of time thinking whilst i’m bombing Pearl Harbour too…
it’s usually things like ‘Jesus Christ in a cat suit why is my ringer on fire!’ or ‘Allah on toast, my shite hole feels like i’ve been finger fucked by an elephant!’
STEVER!
this one is kind of stupid
Faith isn’t even close to being a stripper’s name.
It was kind of funny and clever until everything after he said he thinks while he poops.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
While I am pooping.
lol
The end…
would have been just fine.
That would have been great, buzzkill; however, usually, people commenting on their facebooks do not plan to appear on Lamebook. Don’t blame Chris. Blame the submitter, and blame LB for not cutting off the unfunny parts.
I blame Chris… He called his niece a stripper.
Chris: They’re called Dancers or Performers… jerk
1001awfulthings.com
Dude, stop whoring out your website.
very stupid. The phrase Chris “made up while pooping” is actually a famous internet quote.
I’m just glad that there was a punchline that dragged this post out of the toilet where it was heading. Being a teacher, I get more that my fair share of scat humour. Chris sounds like someone who takes quotes from other people and claim them as his own.
LMFAO this was gold! Ignatius FTW!
And not only do you have a niece named Faith, Chris, she’s working as a stripper to put herself through college. Her degree is in life management counseling. She wants to help people achieve their dreams!
(Faith makes extra cash performing in scat munching videos. Chris watches them while pondering.)
I spend a lot of time thinking whilst i’m bombing Pearl Harbour too…
it’s usually things like ‘Jesus Christ in a cat suit why is my ringer on fire!’ or ‘Allah on toast, my shite hole feels like i’ve been finger fucked by an elephant!’
Deep man…deep.
“Finger fucked by an elephant”. Nearly spat my Cup a Soup over my screen.