Thursday, October 29, 2015

Pretty much

previous post: Makin’ it up



  1. I was in Subway today. I ordered a sammich and a robber came in. Shot the guy behind me point blank and stole his Iphone. It really affected me because the Subway employee fucked up my sandwich and it still had brain in it.

  2. Bitching about the the guy in front not wanting to share the same taste in foot longs, secretly wanting that guy to enjoy in his mouth what he enjoys so they can enjoy it together.

    This is what people sound like when they’re too afraid to come out of the closet.

  3. When the guy in front of you orders a Sausage Lettuce and Tomato sandwich and demands that you call it a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich in the name of equality.

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