I hardly ever post comments here, I’m mostly content to just silently admire certain commenters’ wit.
But I can’t keep this secret to myself any longer (I blame it on the copious amounts of red wine I’ve been guzzling). Soup, I am deeply, madly, wildly in lust with you. I’d love for us to engage in rough, kinky sex.
A girl (guy? I don’t care) after my own heart. Booze and kink, what could be better? RockMeAmadeus, there are no lines in my world. Step up, and you will be serviced.
No shit, Paranoid Android? Sigh. Now I’ll have to create new mental images for my Soup faptasies. (Can someone who is wont to abuse her lady parts also use the terms “fap” or “fapping”?)
Stever?
Nicely done. The new “Questions” feature allows something to be appropriate on both Lamebook and Passive-Aggressive Notes simultaneously.
BECCA ARE YOU QUESTIONING WHETHER NICK CALLING OUT YOUR SLUTSCEPADES ON FB IS ASSHOLE-ISH IN NATURE!!?
I want to see what else Chris to say.
Yeah, me too.
Mecca sounds awesome
*becca
Fail
hmm… haven’t seen fb questions on fb yet.
Becca’s exclamation points say “I hate you Nick”, but the question mark says “I’ll still fuck you”. Ah, sweet seduction.
I hardly ever post comments here, I’m mostly content to just silently admire certain commenters’ wit.
But I can’t keep this secret to myself any longer (I blame it on the copious amounts of red wine I’ve been guzzling). Soup, I am deeply, madly, wildly in lust with you. I’d love for us to engage in rough, kinky sex.
(I know, I know…I need to join a queue for this.)
A girl (guy? I don’t care) after my own heart. Booze and kink, what could be better? RockMeAmadeus, there are no lines in my world. Step up, and you will be serviced.
Should I tell lamebook that their recent stuff is dogwank?
Should I tell RockMeAmadeus about Soup’s ‘problem’?
Yes to both, Paranoid Android!
cough Hermaphrodite cough Bumhole like a clown’s pocket *cough*
Ooh new lamebook kinky sex couple. We must have stories.
No shit, Paranoid Android? Sigh. Now I’ll have to create new mental images for my Soup faptasies. (Can someone who is wont to abuse her lady parts also use the terms “fap” or “fapping”?)
Back to lurking. Carry on, you bunch of crazies.
LOL ” bumhole like a clown’s pocket”
‘Fapping’ is such an unladylike word, I much prefer the word ‘strumming’ or the term ‘bean-flicking’.
I’m sure mofo will have more poetic versions.
So, had to create an account just for this post…
I believe the correct term is “Shlicking” (atleast that’s the sound it made in Sexy Losers) =)
@curlybap don’t forgets pics too…
SLUT!