Friday, August 13, 2010

Quick Picks

previous post: Not My Type



  1. I have a driver so I do not care much about cars, I have a Chrysler 300 touring edition right now and it is ugly but roomy. I do not think I will ever learn to drive. ๐Ÿ™ I just do not have the time.

  2. What’s up, everyone? Just got back from the Mazda dealership. Had the strangest urge to buy a grass-colored car for some reason, but they were closed for the night. Lazy bastards.

  3. You have a driver, Nonnie? Fancy.

    In the flesh, that green Mazda doesn’t actually look half bad. I would never buy a green car, though. It’s wrong.

  4. Not really as fancy as it sounds by far.

  5. I’m all for the green car. Everyone I know who owns one is married to a Victoria’s Secret model and makes millions of dollars a year for doing little or no work. By everyone, I of course mean nobody.

  6. It might be nice to be driven around for a change, but I make a lousy back-seat driver, so it would never work.

    I never used to mind getting in the back for other pursuits, though. Great fuckin’ times.

  7. Alright wordp, always nice to know another tandem bicycling enthusiast. I also enjoy the rear position – steering is just too much effort.

  8. I guess that Nonnie has made a point of how nice it is to be driven home.

    Home, James!

  9. โœ‚————-โ˜ฝ โ˜พโ™ˆ โ™‰ โ™Š โ™‹ โ™Œโ™โ™Žโ™โ™โ™‘
    โ™’ โ™“ โ™” โ™• โ™– โ™— โ™˜โ™™ โ™› โ™œ โ™ โ™ž โ™Ÿโ™  โ™ข โ™ฃ โ™ค โ™ฅ โ™ฆ โ™จ โ™ฉ โ™ช โ™ซ โ™ฌ โ™ญโ™ฎ โ™ฏ โœ โœ‚ โœ„ โœ† โœ‡ โœˆ โœ‰ โœŒโœโœŽ
    โœโœ โœ“โœ” โœ• โœ– โœ— โœ˜โœ โœžโœŸ โœ  โœก โ› โœโโž

  10. A beer in hand, some Steve Earle playing, a sunny day, and Winter is almost over.

    Life could be worse.

  11. Nonnie, the ambien is clearly having its effect on you.

  12. Yes, it was wearing off so I took another as I am still awake.

  13. Am I the only person to notice that you don’t get bacon from cows?

  14. @appletart: No.

  15. I find it strange that Ian wants to know about another guys load.

    Who wants Diet Bacon?

    I did not rape your dog, it was called Role Playing.

    Cats do taste better when you don’t know them. That is why I always eat at the Chinese Restaurant down the road.

  16. se posts are as boring and unfunny as alordlsums jokes/ridiculously long and unfunny stories, does everyone remember that time where he cried like a little bitch for liek 4 comments in a row when a post used his tagline that he never said hahaha hes such a pansy in a shit band

  17. Yeah anon, when I have a crush on somebody I usually pick on them too.

  18. @AIGIG

    Is that Esperanto?

    Anyway. I would also like to make the point that From Dust Till Dawn is actually TWO films. One of them doesnโ€™t have an ending, and the other โ€“ of a completely different genre – doesnโ€™t have a beginning. Clever, huh?

  19. Oh my…smh.

  20. defectiveuser, that’s what I thought too. You pick on those you love.

    p.s. you’re an ass, and I hate you! ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. Dammit! I failed in providing Nonnie with the verbal cock wrangling action she desired. And I also missed her drug addled Facebook ramblings. So to make things right, I will fuck a prescription medicine bottle.

    Now I’m stuck. Bitch.

  22. you guys are a bunch of fuck ups, especially bnortynoggin who the fuck careds about ur shitty story about dusk til dawn why did you say it do u really crave attention online that much, and also defectiveuser ur a fuckin douchebag u know when u used to get bullied at school? yeh those ppl didnt like you they wer probably like haha what a fag he thinks we like him tho we hate him. ur logic makes no sense, basically ur a holocaust sympathiser cus u think hitler was actually in love with the millions of jews he killed what a fuck up you have issues u fuckin nazi

  23. I’m the one with issues? Nice rant by the way.That one had almost everything in it.

    Except you forgot to mention when I was ass farming your mom, your dad was out doughnut punching at the local bath house.

  24. “ur logic makes no sense, basically ur a holocaust sympathiser cus u think hitler was actually in love with the millions of jews he killed what a fuck up you have issues u fuckin nazi”

    Argument over, and you sir lost. See: Godwin’s Law.

    On other news, when did this become a place to hook up?!

  25. i’d heard of reductio ad absurdum, but never reductio ad hitlerum!

    have you noticed that it’s always the really gifted and talented that pull it out of the bag..?


  26. i should qualify that the above is a rare example of a sister syndrome – absurdio ad martin luther regem.

  27. Oh my, looks like I broke a law on the internet! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    Not only that, I had no idea I was in a heated discussion! Thanks for letting me know.

    @alord: I’m confused, did that end in being called a bigot? Or a racist?

  28. I meant a bigot or a pedo.

  29. wait,i dont get the third…a street dog raped his pit bull,im not seeing the lame or the funny here…

  30. i’m not sure, defective – but as i see it, it’s not our job to sift through verbal diarrhoea to search for solids.

  31. Okay, I’ll stir and you strain.

  32. Ugh I am off my game today.

  33. Soup!

  34. I’m betting Eddies man milk looks like a combination of Goose Fat and Wallpaper Paste.

    I’m betting April is fatter than the cows she’s bitching about, Bacon Munching Non Animal/Meat Identifying Slut Fuck.

    Street Dawg, jumpin’ yo fences an’ fuckin’ yo bitches!

    Michael your joke wasn’t funny in 1978 and its not fucking funny now. Jenna is lonely woman and now has two pussy’s that need satisfying.

  35. I’m trying to listen to Trivium and I have this gay ass Butterfinger commercial going on in my fucking ear!

  36. defectiveuser wtf! youre so obssessed with attention you just chat shit all day, and also your comeback was terrible oh no hit me where it hurts, farming my mum and my dad punching a doughnut! wtf! then ur all liek omg i am soooooo off my game you guys. to noone! you fuckin replied to ur own post 5 hours later cus u have no life zomg man fuckin get a boyfriend or somethin, dildo

  37. Get a life troll.

  38. The only reason I post anything on here is for attention. Rumbled. Pesky kids etc. etc.

  39. Thats the same reason he picks one person out of the bunch to pick on. He gets feedback this way.

  40. the ‘liek’ is too much of a coincidence for me for it not to be the same person as ‘yoink’.

    if this is true (not that you’d ever have the balls to admit it), then you’re really letting yourself down; ‘yoink’ was a great character, a loveable rogue.
    anonisgayisgay is just tripe, quite frankly.

    back to the drawing board.

  41. I’m slightly ashamed to say that anon’s posts make me smirk. Trolls amuse me…what can I say, I’m easily amused.

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