Thursday, January 19, 2012

Quick Winnin’

previous post: The Circle of Life



  1. Robbie: You’re not supposed to read shit, you’re supposed to read books… Unless you’re a Twilight fan. Then you read shit.
    Me: Stop quoting yourself.

  2. What pb said.

  3. And yet he’s the one with the funny post on here and you’re not. Hmm.. not a very credible source, pb

  4. bleed4me, no. That is not a funny post. Try again.

  5. Paul gets the Who Let This Fourth Grader On Daddy’s Computer award for today.

  6. Paul~Jamie. Lamebook example #3456 of some dude obsessing about some other dude’s penis.

  7. I can’t post links, so i’ll just copypasta this here;-

    “Hacktivists with the collective Anonymous are waging an attack on the website for the White House after successfully breaking the sites for the FBI, Department of Justice, Universal Music Group, RIAA and Motion Picture Association of America.

    In response to today’s federal raid on the file sharing service Megaupload, hackers with the online collective Anonymous have broken the websites for the FBI, Department of Justice, Universal Music Group, RIAA, Motion Picture Association of America and Warner Music Group.

    “It was in retaliation for Megaupload, as was the concurrent attack on,” Anonymous operative Barrett Brown tells RT on Thursday afternoon.

    Only hours before the DoJ and Universal sites went down, news broke that Megaupload, a massive file sharing site with a reported 50 million daily users, was taken down by federal agents. Four people linked to Megaupload were arrested in New Zealand and an international crackdown led agents to serving at least 20 search warrants across the globe.

    The latest of sites to fall is, which finally broke at around 7:40 pm EST Thursday evening.”
    (from RT)

    Heather called it.

  8. We need more Benders

  9. *Yawn* Referring to these posts as funny is like referring to Budweiser as beer. Neither is what it’s trying to be and they both leave a shitty taste in your mouth.

  10. agreed.. except for the fact that budweiser is fuckin delicious.

  11. Budweiser is in fact the king of beers, bro.

  12. Bud is awesome bro.
    MsAnne, you’re still a whore.

  13. I wouldn’t give a Budweiser to the person my ex cheated on me with… no one deserves the punishment of expecting beer and tasting what can at best be described as shitty tasting bottled water

  14. Bud is awesome bro.
    MsAnne, i tried to type, “you’re a whore ” but lamebook says, “Duplicate comment. Somebody’s already said that “.

  15. I’m just gonna leave you with your wheels spinning for awhile here, freddy. Either you’ll eventually come up with (plagiarise) something amusing; or you’ll fuck up and die.
    Either suits me.

  16. butterscotchcandy

    Have a Canadian beer and then tell me you still think Bud is good

  17. Psh, Molson and Bud are practically the same: cheap shite. Both Canada and America have excellent microbrews though… just go for them and you’ll be much happier. Sam Adams is decent too, which is surprising given its mainstream position in the USA.

  18. I’ve never had budweiser, but in my opinion, beer is shite. And I do mean shite. I’ve had many so-called ‘excellent’ world beers, and I hate them all, including Guinneas and numerous IPAs.
    Give me some motherfucking vodka.

  19. I’m sorry to disappoint you all, but (the mainstream) American beers and Heineken (Dutch) are “poop”. Belgian beer is the best!

    Anyway, what’s everyone’s opinion with SOPA/PIPA?

  20. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @steve10 it doesn’t do it for me but whatever gets you off. It’s none of my business, so I am not going to judge. However, I do advise you to use a condom.

  21. @steve10, we are all staunch supporters of SOPA/PIPA here.
    We’re sick to fucking death of freedom and are yearning for the jackboot of authority to crush us into submission – hopefully by our throats. We need structure and boundaries, dammit.
    I trust you can get onboard with that?

  22. Have just been on to the FBI homepage, it’s still most definitely there. As is the DoJ. MsAnne, did you just quote without checking facts? Ouch…? Don’t get me wrong, I love your rants, but you’re still a self-righteous, hypocritical bint.

  23. ^you don’t get the point of DDoS, do you? Do you think hacktivists just magic sites offline forever, irreparably?
    No offense, but you come across like a dog walking on it’s hind legs and thinking it’s people.

  24. I know the point of it. But if we can still use it, then they haven’t achieved that goal. And you are a fucking hypocrite, you make a lovely long speech about how protests have changed the world, and give power to the individual, yet jump over all over every fucker who says something you don’t like. You’re full of shit. And don’t say no offence right before you insult them, it’s weak and idiotic. Like a window licker with polio.

  25. Oh, and at lasses think dogs walking on their hind legs is adorable. Name one polio inflicted window licker that ever got any poon. Shit, I bet Stephen Hawking doesn’t even get laid, and think how much he’s making.

  26. the usual suspects still commenting too much, I see

  27. vaginalroundhouse

    Wow MsAnneThrope keeps making enemies.

  28. @26, still commenting on the affairs of the Lamebook comments section? I wonder who has less of a life.

  29. this seems like a good place to get some answers.
    is anybody else waiting for a knock on the door because they downloaded The Sitter thru megaupload?

  30. I would totally do Stephen Hawking. And I used to be a lingerie model.

  31. #27 crusty isn’t a real enemy. he’s only diseased genitalia.

  32. And you show your true colours. Googling facts and insults is really working for you hey ?

  33. I grew up on Budweiser. I have since moved on to beers that I believe are better, but Bud is always there if I need him. It’s like that weird friend from high school: He’s great to see once in a while, you pee on a cop, anally violate a panda, and kill a couple of hookers. But you don’t want to do it on a regular basis.

  34. Beer is the nectar of the nitwit.

  35. ^lol

  36. Whooooooo the fuck anally violates a panda?

    What sort of genitalia?

    P.s. you’re still a hypocrite.

  37. you say ‘hypocrite’ like it’s a bad thing. Like it’s something a terrible cunt like myself should somehow be ashamed of? What is your fucking problem, pal?

  38. ^ best you got? Sooooo disspointed. Ima put it down to a late night, or maybe you’re ill. Or maybe you got a chubby for me. I think the last one. You so naughty.

  39. ^they can’t all be pearls, asshole.
    But I’m glad You were “Sooooo disspointed”(sic). It’s nice to be able to give back a little to you who gives me so much. Disappointment, that is. (Except I know how to fucking spell, you inept fuckstain).

  40. SHIT did I make a spelling mistake? What a fucker. It’s times like these I feel so ashamed. Do you want to call a newspaper? They might not yet know about it. And they should know about it. They have a right to know about it. They NEED to know about it.

    You miserable bitch.

    It gives me massive satisfaction that that’s the best you’ve got.

  41. Maybe they can’t all be pearls, but some will argue that the can all wear pearl necklaces.

  42. crusty seems like the kind of rent-boy fag who’d prefer to swallow his pearl necklace. For cash.

  43. ^and you’d swallow his, just for kicks, you twopenny slut hag!
    I’m back!

  44. yawn

  45. Ooh. Sexy.

  46. Msanne, that BARELY made sense. Rent boy and fag pretty much mean the same thing so no idea why you’d use those together, you’re usually so good at stressing a point. Have you taken ill?

  47. dumb fag?

  48. Bullshit, crusty. “Rent boys” are male prostitutes of any persuasion. “Fags” are male homosexuals.

    They are not the same thing at all.

  49. faggot assed faggot?

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