Thursday, August 18, 2011

Radical Retort!

previous post: Anyone Surprised?



  1. OK, maybe I’m an idiot, but I don’t get the second one.

  2. He’s telling Luissa if that’s the best feeling he’s experienced a better condom would give him a greater feeling.

  3. oops. I meant Chris was telling Nicholas.

  4. Thank you! I was thinking “He has clean clothes–why does that mean he needs a NEW girlfriend?”

  5. Big Meh

  6. Can we have a moratorium on the whole “get in the kitchen/ make me a sandwich” thing? It was never really funny to begin with and now it’s so tired and played out, it’s the exact opposite of funny. It’s Lamebook filler. Bleh. I’d rather read nothing.

  7. hootie the blowfish

    I agree, woman/kitchen jokes stopped being funny right around the time the first woman/kitchen joke was made.

  8. dina (#7), the women/kitchen “jokes” will never stop because there are simply too many douchebags in the world.

  9. speaking of douchebags…lmao! Random virus link goes here.

  10. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @dina OMG you are so like right, and it’s so like awesome that we all agree that the kitchen/make me a sandwich are lame. It’s rude, old and just not done.

    It is like saying that the only thing a woman can make in a kitchen, is a sandwich. Many women know how to create a complete, hot, meal in a kitchen. Therefore we all should give women a little more credit, because they clean the house and take care of the kids too.

  11. Lmao at the pixel blurring.. My name (poster of the second comment) is Chris Malone.

    Also caused a bit of confusion when I linked people to this.. since Malone is also my nickname, they thought I did the first one and told me how lame my joke was.

  12. littleredcorvette

    @Tophness: wouldn’t finding a bunch of clean undergarments he never knew he had imply that his girlfriend had washed them for him, thus them already being clean? Your joke makes next to no sense, bro.

    (not to mention, not everyone experiences an orgasm the exact same way. duy)

  13. @littleredcorvette: The joke makes perfect sense. Maybe his mom washed his clothes. “Best feeling in the world” is what the joke was about, not “I found clean clothes I didn’t know I had”. So, switching condom brands or finding a girl who knows what she’s doing makes sense. Sex joke, bro.

  14. Matilda reference FTW. I loved that book as a child.

  15. Until I read the comment from chris on the second one, my first thought was that his girlfriend was cheating on him with other guys and putting their underwear and socks(whatever the guys left behind) in with her boyfriends stuff. That just go to show how paraniod I am.
    & I am so glad my fiance works at subway (actually I hate it for every reason except the one I am about to state) he will never tell me my place is making him a sandwich.. no that’s his job, he’s better at it than I am anyway.

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