Monday, October 8, 2012

Respect the Badge

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  1. Welcome to

  2. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    … Then the DEA officer in this decade-old joke stopped, turned around and shot the animal with his standard issue firearm and continued his search through our farm.

  3. Not only that, I later went on a business trip to Japan, where I procured a lady of the evening for myself. During the coital act, she repeatedly screamed a Japanese word which I believed indicated her approval of what I was doing.

    The next day, while golfing with a Japanese business associate, I heard him use the same word in anger after sinking a hole-in-one. I asked him what it meant, and he said, “wrong hole.”

    Really, that happened. That’s why it’s on Facebook.

  4. And there was a monkey on his back, with its legs wrapped around the officer’s neck and pulling his hair.

  5. Yawn….

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