Monday, April 26, 2010


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  1. Ben Waiting is quite the Connoisseur of regular lamebook commentors it would seem.

  2. Kudos to Crispy_Bandana. That took a lot more courage than all the overly tired “I hate fat people” comments on here.

    Yes, XS, I suppose I am. I used to think the comments were on par with the actual posts (although those, too, are often ridiculous). Not so much lately.

  3. Chris = Rude idiot git who is either fat himself, or full of steroids and has erectile disfunction and he’s angry over it.

    I’m only a couple years out of highschool too and quite frankly if I never see most of the gits in my highschool again I’ll be quite content.

    I was the fat chick that everyone thought was a Satanist…fun times in highschool…fun times.

  4. a fat satanist… i’m guessing you give the thumbs up for anal then 😉

  5. Sure, the comment was mean. But it certainly invited all the bitter fat chicks from high school to come out of the woodwork in Kim’s defense.

  6. well tzigana… i imagine that shit was tough for a young fat gal… i give them their leave to be bitter… they are just another easy target for pricks… if you have to resort to making fun of fat, retared or gay people then you probably are just compensating for your own personal issues

  7. I did laugh a little, but have to admit, Chris was pretty much a big dick, or should I say “small dick?”

  8. Just when I was ready to write you off slimjayz, you say something meaningful. And impressive.

  9. Slim , or just plain evil ?
    Ben Waiting, while i see you commenting on the commentors (what a strange construction btw) i have yet to discover a funny post by your doing.

    You come off a bit snobby.

    And btw i do not consider humbleness to be a trump. Where i come from you better be vocal and proud about the things you realised in life, and bragging about the money you make comes naturally for us. Because so few of the people from my ‘hood’ made it to a standard the middle class elite appreciates.

    And if you do not get in their faces and make ’em appreciate and even fear your quality then you succeed. Otherwise they will always treat you like the hoodrat that got lucky.

  10. Father Sha,

    You will find no posts by me other than reflective commentary such as this. I am okay with that. Frankly, forums such as this are all about the “in crowd,” and many (if not most) postings by randoms go on noticed, un-commented upon. I don’t like popularity contests, nor do I like trying to impress a crowd with how much oral sex I have (not something you have done but a whole lot of others have), so I limit my comments to authorship.

    I am certain I do “come off a bit snobby.” I am okay with that, too.

    I am also certain that you do not consider humbleness to be a trump. That much is clear. Given your confessional-esque postings (forgive the pun)(and that pun as well), I have learned that English is your third language (which I would not have known since your writing is more cogent than most here), and that your mother was a single mom, and you take great offense to remarks about single motherhood and responsibility.

    I have also learned that when you perceive others slighting you, your comments say more about your own questioning of yourself than they do about the original post. For instance, by humble I was not referring to bragging about or celebrating your financial gains, but you seem to be stuck on that aspect, as is evidenced by your last post to me. I don’t doubt (or disagree with) your position on rising above your origins, exceeding expectations, or securing respect from others. But there is a time and place to be self-congratulatory. I’m not entirely sure if Lamebook is the place.

  11. As much as i hate to admit it,i am very impressed by your post and the little piece of psychoanalysis you threw in for free.

    So thank you for that.

  12. Making fun of fat people will never get old or unfunny. Sad but true.

  13. krasivaya_devushka

    Chris is a dumbass!

    Father Sha – may I ask where you are from?

  14. Hmm. While I do always enjoy being praised for my intelligence and tact (okay, it was just this once) it does feel slightly like accepting an Oscar from somebody who just said everybody else who worked on your film wwas talentless.

    And I gotta say there’s people on here far funnier and more intelligent than me. If I was to name em all I’d probably forget someone, but y’all know who I mean. The main names.

  15. I have to say I don’t find it funny to make fun of fat people, some are overweight because of health issues, some are overfed as children and then start off life overweight and find it difficult to get out of it. yes some are fat because they have overeaten and made themselves like it. But people say “haha that fat chick shovels food down her throat.” and similar thing but it is an addiction if someone is like that and before you laugh just think if you saw a heroin addict that was a mess would you say “haha she injects heroin into her veins.” or would you feel sorry for them? The answer is more than likely feel sorry for them and see that they need help to overcome their addiction. overweight people sometimes need that kind of help.

    Before anyone makes any remarks, no I am not overweight myself but I do see the reality of it and realise that it takes all sorts to make a world, fat people, thin people, straight people, gay people, black people, white people, boring people, loud people. Everyone is different and thats what makes life interesting.

  16. krasivaya_devushka

    #65 – I agree; well said! I don’t make fun of them either or anyone for that matter. But once they realize that they have a problem, they need to work on it instead of bitchin’ even more and complaining how they can’t lose the weight. Yeah, it’s hard but where there’s will, there’s a way 🙂

  17. # 65 & 66:

    We’re also presuming Chris is right about Kim “getting fat” since high school. I went from being straight up-and-down in high school to having hips and a chest. I’m sure a lot of the bitchy people I knew in high school would say I “got fat” because I’m no longer the ultra-fashionable stick that I once was but a woman with an hourglass figure. I’m in no way overweight (actually, I was underweight back then and am pretty much right now) but to them, anything healthy is “fat”, especially if you were what they thought of as “normal”.

  18. watersinger I completely agree with you. And us women have it worse, If you see a man thats slightly overweight people just say he’s built but if women are anything higher than a size 8 people say we’re fat. And women are naturally meant to be curvy and are built to be curvy. If you look at marilyn monroe she’s what people say women should be like yet some people who are the same sort of size as her, and some even smaller, get called fat.

    Chances are also that kim has had children since being at school and a majority of people don’t remain exactly the same size as your metabolism slows down as you get older and your not always able to dedicate as much time to exercise.

  19. Father Sha, You are welcome, and I meant it in the best of spirits. I also retract saying you were self-congratulatory, because compared to cali4niachef, whose posts are maddeningly smug, you are in fact a saint.

  20. WaterSinger, you can’t judge, since anything bigger than the ultra-fashionable stick was probably fat to you back then.

    Also, Chris’ comment was funny, cruel and will hopefully leave a scar.

  21. You know, it’s really easy to go around hurting people’s feelings by judging their every little physical defect, but I find it’s always the sleazeballs who have no sense of self-worth who end up doing things like that.

    While I understand the stigma against fat people (I mean, sometimes I do think, whoa, how did that person get that fucking big?), I also understand that most fat people either lack the education to take matters into their own hands, or have other issues causing them to gain the weight (stress, sickness, etc).

    I rate this as a dislike.

    Not only because it’s rude, but because a good joke needs to have some intellectual value to me, not just “HAHAHA I CAN INSULT PEOPLE BECAUSE I’M PERFECT AHAHHAHAHAHAH”.

    I approve of Crispy Bandana

  22. lol

  23. Maybe I don’t understand, but I feel like the title is a fail

    Is that a wordplay on the words reunion and ruined? Shouldn’t it be ReUnIoNED?

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