Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Review Complete: You Fail

Review Complete: You Fail

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25 Comments

  1. Aw FUCK!

  2. This isn’t really lame or funny. At least provide a context for people who aren’t familiar with the US education system.

  3. It's Lame Because...

    she misspelled something.

  4. Pennlslyvania Department of Education

    Dear Shannon,

    You’ve been rejected. FAIL

  5. Sadly, Shannon will probably be hired and become head of the English Department. Also, ? will be hired to teach logic and reading comprehension.

  6. this. is. awesome.

  7. Jason = Pass

    Shannon = Don’t call us, we’ll call you

  8. Not only did she misspell something, she misspelled 3 things and “been” was bad grammar.

  9. Nothing says professional like an Ellipses…

  10. Seriously, are you bitching about using ellipses on a social networking site…

  11. oh my god i know her.

  12. Jimmy the Snake

    Fuck you Jason, that’s rite, I saided that!

  13. Shannon, remember: “i before e except after c”

  14. I think it’s funny when someone like #9 above (AKA “Oops”) commits a blatant grammatical error while criticizing another person’s grammar.

  15. Kstreet…
    “i before e except after c” ….and when sounding like a as in neighbor or weight or on weekends or holidays and all throughout May and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!!
    –Brian Regan

  16. Pennlslyvania.
    Pennsylvania.
    How did she do that? Can she not read? Was she in such a hurry that she didn’t even look at what she was typing? Is she just that ignorant? HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING? And what subject does she hope to teach? Is it possible that she isn’t applying for a teaching position at all? Let’s hope to God.

  17. Jordan: There are many exceptions to that rule.
    beige, cleidoic, codeine, conscience, deify, deity, deign,
    dreidel, eider, eight, either, feign, feint, feisty,
    foreign, forfeit, freight, gleization, gneiss, greige,
    greisen, heifer, heigh-ho, height, heinous, heir, heist,
    leitmotiv, neigh, neighbor, neither, peignoir, prescient,
    rein, science, seiche, seidel, seine, seismic, seize, sheik,
    society, sovereign, surfeit, teiid, veil, vein, weight,
    weir, weird

    however, in the case it applies.

  18. well done jordan

  19. This person spells badly enough to create a Facebook quiz!

  20. ^Best comment.

  21. #2: I kno

  22. Ahem. #2:

    IT’S SOOOOO HARD AMERICANS ARE SOOO MEAN SO I’M NOT GOING TO ENGAGE IN ANY CRITICAL THOUGHT I’m JUST GOING TO WHINEE!

    Do you really need to understand the American school system to realize that she spelled several things wrong in her plea for them to review her application? Idiot.

  23. How in the fuck did she get a college degree?
    Maybe she’s teaching math.

    O.o

  24. Update. As of 8/10/09, she has not gotten the job.

  25. This is not surprising. How does one misspell (a.) one’s own state name, (b.) easy words such as “courteous” and “reviewing”, and oh, someone else commented on the “been” so I won’t. I’m guessing she doesn’t even qualify to be a day care aide.

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