Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Roughin’ It

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  1. I’m confused, First it’s Dana, then Dani … ??!?!?!

  2. i know right?

    ^^^ also hate when people say that

    also Soup is this girl Lia

  3. Yeah…that is why I think a lot of these posts are actually fake.

  4. @ OyMate – Twins!

    It’s Zeter that gets me, though

  5. The first one smells really badly of fake. The second one has a whiff too.

  6. I wonder if these are more fakes from that douchebag with the ridiculously long manifesto about his 90% contribution of fake posts and the CIA that assists him?

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Is that motherfucker seriously named Zeter?

  8. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I always enjoy these relationship ones because they give me a chance to bust out my other catchphrase and laugh at monogamists.

    “things aren’t working out” “It’s not you it’s me” “I think we should see other people” Fuck me if Matt isn’t Shakespeare in training. The guy is fucking versed in break up cliches.

    Girlfriend fraping status confessions just make me feel bad for the whiny pathetic bitch who can’t just move on with her life. What does that status accomplish exactly? All he has to do is delete it and move on. Also how the fuck do you force someone to get an abortion?

  9. Oh, they’ve removed the first post? Interesting. By the way, Dukey, that seriously was the motherfucker’s name.

  10. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Word I’m thinking some crack must have been involved in the naming process.

    Also I think Lamebook took the first one down because of the Dana/Dani situation.

  11. Yeah, they definitely deleted something because I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

  12. Yup. I’m more confused about what’s going on here than I was watching Black Swan.

  13. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Not very funny but here is the gist Matty:

    Guy changes his relationship status to single
    Girl (Dani): I didn’t know we were broken up.
    Guy: I just never get to see you so I didn’t tell you.*whoops out every fucking break up cliche in the books
    Girl (Dana):Handles it in the calmest most mature way I’ve ever seen on here then says I had a great time with you I hope we can still be friends. Let’s start seeing other people
    Friend(Zeter): DIBS

  14. Dukey#10, maybe that’s the reason, or maybe it was the fact it was a piece of piss to find Zeter on FB. I checked it out. Yes, I’ve recently become one of those losers. Just temporarily, though.

  15. A piece of piss? Is that a common expression? If not, it should be.

  16. @ lametothemin – Yep I hear it all the time. Nice one isn’t it 🙂

  17. I say ‘Nice one isn’t it’ all the time.. same expression.

  18. .. same expression as that emoticon,is what I meant ‘k

  19. Who would possibly have done this to Robert? He should hire a private investigator or something.

  20. ‘k mass!

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