Tuesday, June 29, 2010


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  1. Ben!


  3. Fuck Spain. Offside goal

  4. “but hey i killed mufasa bitch!” LMAO

  5. “my little nephew turned out to be a big turd”

    I lol’d. A little.

  6. Some people have way to much time on their hands.

  7. I fucked a beech once. I got splinters.

  8. I Never knew that Mufasa had all this pent up anger, after all these years? Let it go man, let it go!

  9. Shit, not Mufasa. Scar? I’m watching this movie again to refresh. Now where is that VCR player? Crap!

  10. CommentsAtLarge

    Do so at your own risk EE, you’ll end up with “Hakuna Matata” stuck in your head all night.

  11. You can come watch it on mine ee. You’re always welcome over at my place. We can get drunk and sing all the songs together.

  12. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @Comments don’t you mean “ah-kuna Matata”

  13. CommentsAtLarge
  14. This is the kind of thing you’d see on failbook, and that is the reason I come here for entertainment rather than failbook.

  15. I can’t seem to find him =(

  16. Dukey Smoothy Buns


    That was a reference this old post, I am also African so I can put that American trick of saying “My continent, My spelling


  17. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    … and apparently I didn’t reference it well, I meant “ah kuna matada”

  18. CommentsAtLarge


    My fault, thought you were telling me I spelled it wrong. I vaguely remembered that one but couldn’t find it to reference. Hate when I put my foot in my mouth like that…

  19. “Well, somebody once told me that the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.”


    “You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us?”

  20. Ha, ee… this isn’t the first time lately that I’ve needed a VCR and had no idea where to find one!

  21. I’m gonna have to rent this now. Thanks LB.

  22. This isn’t even funny. Nice try though.

  23. You just don’t get it!

    Definitely a movie night for me and the kids!
    Well…if I can find it…
    Disney movies aren’t often watched here.

  24. Ever since I saw the film ‘Teeth’, I can’t help but sing ‘vagina dentata’ instead of ‘hakuna matata’.

    Post is kind of meh. Could have been done a lot better.

    “I’da bin owright if it ‘adn’t bin fer me fackin’ bruvver. Fackin’ poof only got some fackin’ bird up the spaaht wiv some little bastard an’ me chances o’ takin’ over the faamly bisnis went right dahn the shitter, innit.”

    Und so weiter.

  25. Not that I’m suggesting my attempt is any good… just better

  26. What country are you from in Africa Dukey? πŸ™‚

  27. Why isn’t Mufasa’s profile shown here as well? D:

  28. @redbluegreen – Because he’s dead.

  29. The return of the Hobbette πŸ™‚

  30. I’m Saffer btw, u won’t know me because I never used to comment; I’m older than Yoink but younger than Slimjaz

  31. @BritishHobette: So is Scar πŸ˜›

  32. Link’s blue, must be there still. I’d like to see the set.

  33. @Natalie88

    Is he?? As far as I can remember, you never see the body. I would imagine Scar beating those hyenas.

  34. @scottspeig

    Strangely enough, I was having this exact debate with my mum last night. You do see the silhouette of the hyenas pouncing all over Scar (and that was a shitload of hyenas), so presumably they ripped him apart. In the sequel, Scar is dead, but has offspring. I assumed he fathered his offspring during his stint as “king” of Pride Rock, and was then killed by the hyenas.

    Having just checked Wikipedia (source of all reliable knowledge), I can copy and paste:

    Scar attempts to pacify them [the hyenas] by explaining that he didn’t really mean what he said about them, but the hyenas refused to listen to his explanation and begin to maul him alive.
    In the sequel The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride, it is revealed that Scar had a pride of lionesses that were loyal to him, whom Simba exiles to the Outlands after he became the new king. They are led by Zira who has two cubs with him, Nuka and Vitani and a third cub, Kovu that was selected to be Scar’s heir. Scar only appears twice, the first time in Simba’s nightmare, and the second as Kovu looks into a stream, he sees Scar’s reflection rather than his own. In The Lion King 1Β½, Scar makes a few brief, non-speaking appearances in the scenes for which he was present in the original film while his role of being the main antagonist is taken by the hyenas.

    Make of that what you will, as if any of you really give a shit.

  35. Nobody else noticed the fact that Scar’s in a relationship with his brother?

    That’s messed up.

  36. WOW a whole bucket of insane seems to be poured over lamebook this week with yoink and .cum.and.av.a.go.if.u.fink.ur.hard.enuff. and one or two others adding even more colour to proceedings. But where did slimjays go?

  37. schiuma, it’s Bucket Of Scuzz. Please don’t get it wrong πŸ˜›

  38. schiuma, I’ve been wondering that for a long time now… silm, where are you, man?

  39. Silm?

    Ah, fuck it. Forget it.

  40. omg!! now i have to watch the freaking movie again.. tho i can practically quote it… slim!! come back to us!!! i want to have ur children LMAO!

  41. Scar doesn’t have any offspring, he just handpicked an heir.

  42. This is awesome! I’m going to be singing that song quoted there all day. At least it’ll get that stupid umbrella song outta my head. Apparently the management at Denny’s didn’t have good taste in music this morning. Or maybe that’s what I get for going there to have breakfast at 2:30 in the morning. Meh.

  43. schiuma & co, I miss the old boy as well.

  44. @Riz

    “They are led by Zira who has two cubs with him, Nuka and Vitani and a third cub, Kovu that was selected to be Scar’s heir.”

    Yes, Kovu was handpicked as Scar’s heir, but he does have offspring… the other two. Don’t you remember in the sequel that they were jealous of Kovu and pissed off because he wasn’t even Scar’s son?

  45. yes they could be his offspring, but they never actually say it. you could be right.

  46. I think they were, one of them just looked like a massively retarded version of Scar.


  47. “It’s complicated with Mufasa”. Yes, I would classify incest as “complicated”.

  48. @Zarggg actually that movie already has incest. Unless Nala’s father is Scar (doesn’t seem likely), well there’s only one other adult male in the tribe…

  49. Although actually it would still be incest even if Scar was her father, just not quite as closely related.

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