Thursday, January 31, 2013


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  1. Yeah, fuck science. Especially if one day you need a life-saving operation. Fuck it right in its ear.

  2. Assholes expel shit, they don’t prove it. The shit’s already there.

  3. if it weren’t for science, our method of fishing would be stabbing them with a pointy stick.

  4. Yeah, fishing just wouldn’t be the same without dynamite.

  5. We’ll just wait for the DNA test on Maury, then we’ll know who the real father is.

  6. There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

    -Steven Wright.

  7. Yet, if science ever did actually prove the existence of God, this jackass would probably be the first one praising science and how amazing it is.

  8. Using science to prove the existence or non-existence of the entity that (if he does exist) created science in the first place isn’t going to mean anything.

  9. The funny thing is science isn’t actively trying to disprove the existence of god(or any other religous figure). It’s more people trying to prove god exists despite all available evidence pointing to that being untrue. If at any point new information comes to light proving that there really is a god scientists will be the first to agree.

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