@hellababe… I totally didn’t even consider that possibility until I read your comment. At first I lol’d, but now I can’t get that image out of my head! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL!!!!
Some people are so fucking squeamish ‘ewww no poop!’…. Go fuck yourselves in your uptight little poop holes, there’s nothing wrong with doing a couple of lengths in the old brown swimming pool, there’s no shame in taking a human-mud bath.
I myself am quite fond of taking a dip in a bum chocolate lagoon.
I was going to say that it sounded like Imamofo was there, or at least his disciples. Most of the sexually depraved acts we hear of originated in that twisted mind.
@wandr
Only if it’s connecting any part of you to a toilet seat. My mom once sliced open the bridge of her nose on a piece of sheet metal and the doctor used superglue to heal it because it cut to the bone and would be difficult to stitch together and leave a large scar. The superglued cut didn’t hardly scar at all.
@hella: Oh GOD I sure hope you’re wrong about that! Though… come to think of it, if it’s his face then he can just sort of lift his head (and the seat) off the bowl. It would still be smelly and gross but he may be able to avoid getting it all over himself. But, then again, how the f would he get himself free? Superglue on your face… EEP!
Either way, I think I’m spending entirely too much time dwelling on this gross topic. I think I’ll just choose to believe it’s fake and lame and move on.
These are just gross. And I truly hope the first one is fake. I mean, how would you even manage to co-ordinate such a horrible stunt?
1- Clog the toilet with something.
2- Have several people take dumps in it.
3- Crazy glue his ass to it without him waking up
Seems a bit out there to me but what do I know…
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@Ceci… I get the impression that it was his head/face super glued to the toilet.
@hellababe… I totally didn’t even consider that possibility until I read your comment. At first I lol’d, but now I can’t get that image out of my head! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL!!!!
Hahahahahaa I don’t care if #1 is real or not, the visual I got from that is friggin’ hilarious
OMG am I the only one who just came?
@firrip – I sure hope so.
Ahhhh Hellababe! Ewwww, I didn;t even think of that! I’m gonna gag. Ooooh man, so nasty.
@ 2,3,4,5 – Do one.
Some people are so fucking squeamish ‘ewww no poop!’…. Go fuck yourselves in your uptight little poop holes, there’s nothing wrong with doing a couple of lengths in the old brown swimming pool, there’s no shame in taking a human-mud bath.
I myself am quite fond of taking a dip in a bum chocolate lagoon.
Ahh that’s what’s up with Victor not being around lately. He’s been scarred for life.
Superglue on someone’s skin. Isn’t that dangerous?
I was going to say that it sounded like Imamofo was there, or at least his disciples. Most of the sexually depraved acts we hear of originated in that twisted mind.
@wandr
Only if it’s connecting any part of you to a toilet seat. My mom once sliced open the bridge of her nose on a piece of sheet metal and the doctor used superglue to heal it because it cut to the bone and would be difficult to stitch together and leave a large scar. The superglued cut didn’t hardly scar at all.
*Writes a note to buy some superglue for next time a friend has drunk too much*
^ But how do you get multiple people to shit in the same place?
And how do you get multiple people to produce the goods at the same time? Enemas for everyone? The mind boggles.
I’m going to enjoy that mental image while I eat my lunch.
@hella: Oh GOD I sure hope you’re wrong about that! Though… come to think of it, if it’s his face then he can just sort of lift his head (and the seat) off the bowl. It would still be smelly and gross but he may be able to avoid getting it all over himself. But, then again, how the f would he get himself free? Superglue on your face… EEP!
Either way, I think I’m spending entirely too much time dwelling on this gross topic. I think I’ll just choose to believe it’s fake and lame and move on.