Friday, October 5, 2012

Something Smells Fishy

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  1. This aint a pissing contest but I have NEVER smelt a fishy woman and would love to know which country that myth originated in ‘cos I never want to visit it.

  2. “A’ndrew”?

  3. @1 It is more noticeable during that time of the month. My friend picked me up at the airport in an American city about a month ago, and I could tell from the moment I got in her car that she was or had been menstruating. And yes… that was proven when we got to her house and I saw her garbage can in the bathroom. The smell is true, but I don’t know if it smells more like fish or like chlorine.

  4. I like to eat fish.

  5. I love scotch …

  6. I remember in college one time, I picked up some chick in a club. We were both drunk and started fucking. Problem was, I needed to piss so I was trying to hold it but every so often I’d piss in her a little bit (don’t worry, I didn’t fully unload my bladder in her). We slept and in the morning, before she left, we did it one more time. She smelt of fish down there that morning, so since then I always assumed it was due to piss down there (either hers or someone else’s).

  7. velocirrober…some of us bathe. and empty our trash before it smells – mostly so that our gay houseguests don’t get to rifle through our used sanitary products.

  8. slicingupeyeballs

    Try the real world crusty, instead of internet ladies.
    I’m sure you will find the odd piscatorially malodorous cunt eventually…

    And I prefer the saying:

    ‘Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night.
    Set him on fire however and he will be warm for the rest of his life…’

  9. ^ So he turns it into a pissing contest.

  10. @7 Lol… I’ll give her that tip on my next visit.

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