Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Speed Up

previous post: Paradise



  1. This is an old post, but anyway, if OP needs to brag about how swole he feels after his workout then he’s no less douchey than the driver. Pot calling the kettle black I guess.

  2. And then later he stumbled upon a convenience store robbery in progress – he was able to subdue the criminals with a freshly made pot of coffee and a bag of kitty litter. Fuck off with this my life is a movie cuntery, ass tickler.

  3. And then everyone in the restaurant clapped?

  4. …after which the cops high-fived the gym douche.


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