Friday, October 28, 2011


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  1. vaginalroundhouse

    He should have raped her FIRST!

  2. wow vaginalroundhouse – awkward, dude.
    you forgot to put in the funny, amusing or even slightly novel part.
    you just sound like a screaming lunatic.

  3. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Vaginalroundhouse makes a compelling argument. I’ll need to consider this carefully before forming an opinion.

  4. There must be more options. He probably wanted to save his energy for his usual work out instead of gettin’ his rape on.

  5. thataintwhaturdaddysaid

    He didn’t say *when* he called the cops which implies that he did, in fact, rape her.

  6. Should have taken a kidney too.

  7. Don’t worry; the AIDS is pretty good payback on the rape.

  8. Raping her might be taking it too far. He should have just jizzed in her hair and maybe a bit on her face and even rubbed it up her nostrils.

  9. I would think Walter’s suggestion meets the moral definition of rape, even if legally it would only be sexual assault (although perhaps it would legally be rape as well?).

  10. How considerate of him, “cracking open the window”. Maybe he should have left a couple of Schmacko strips as well.

  11. Now wait a minute. Are we sure she didn’t say, “I’m being CHASTE!”?

  12. “…who´s talking about stabbing you? I just want to scratch a little z on your forehead…”

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