Friday, April 22, 2011

Stormie Weather Ahead…

previous post: Let Me Get That for You



  1. Dawn of the Dan

    Would’ve been easier to follow if it had been reversed, but nonetheless: lol. Poor baybe dadiee.

  2. Ummmm, so Chastity, the alternative to NOT seeing her ass in her dress??? Maybe you have so much back fat that it all merges into one amorphous plane from shoulders to cankles ???

  3. I have this nagging feeling he might not be crazy about this.

  4. Would anyone care to enlighten me as to why this is featured!?! It’s not even lame, it’s stupid! I am sure there are a ton of Justin Beiber jokes that have yet to be told :/

  5. It was worth it just to know there are people called “Chasity”. Awesome.

  6. I’m wondering the same thing, laugh.out.loud. See, if the ex with the ass hanging out would have popped on or if Dylan posted something about how weird his “baybe momma” was acting, then this would qualify…but it doesn’t.

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    So Sedna, the goddess or the planet thing?

  8. What is so funny or lame enough about this to be on here? Am I missing something….?

  9. Soooo, Dylan’s last name is Leland? Well done, Lamebook. Again.

  10. There are so many things wrong with this, why would you guys think it’s not “lame” enough to qualify to be on here? Just wondering. I just discovered lamebook last week.

  11. I have to agree with ositarn. This post is gold! They are called Stormie and Chastity, which is almost enough in itself to make the post lame, the Stormie and Dylan hopeless ‘little family’, the whole visible ass story. This is what I come to Lamebook for, for people who are lame without trying. And I’ve started to get a bit sick of the nickelback-is-stupid, justin-bieber-is-a-girl and girls=make-sandwiches jokes. They’re getting really old.

  12. It’s what this post (and Dylan) doesn’t say that makes it so poignant.

  13. @Puck… sshhhhh! I can’t hear the tele over you banging the kitchen drawers…. and not too much mayo this time!

  14. soooo this makes it onto lamebook, but not the awesomeness i submit??

  15. @europe_rocks
    I’m pretty sure Leland would be the soon-to-be son.

  16. @stubbyholder who says I’m a girl?

  17. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Ok it’s difficult, let me see :

    – Stormie – Pregnant teenage mom to be
    – Chasity – Girl that also went to Prom
    – Leland – Stormie’s date
    – Dylan – Guy who got Stormie pregnant and guy that took boy-ish looking girl to prom instead of Stormie.

    One question left, who did Stormie fuck after the prom? Leland or Dylan? I am confused.

  18. Soma- I’m pretty sure Leland is Stormie’s son (who she had with Dylan), so I would hope it was Dylan she fucked..


  20. Teenage pregnancy is lame.
    That’s why I would assume this is on here.
    But you know what they say about assuming things, I guess…

  21. @Dukey Smoothy Buns, the goddess 🙂

  22. Also, my guess as to why it’s here is that he hasn’t been taking responsibility, then suddenly he fucks her after prom and she’s obsessed with him? And his “about me” says that he doesn’t want to deal with his baby?

    Not a very good reason, but you know..

  23. @puck I seriously could not agree with you more. But you have to remember that in real life people don’t say these things, unless they are extremely lame nerds, so let the trolls troll…

  24. @4
    That comment is lamebook worthy…as in, it is incredibly lame. Please go shoot yourself and the rest of the people asking for more bieber jokes.

  25. This chick actually goes to my highschool. (I’ve only heard of 1 ‘Stormie’ in my life, so I looked her up and that’s definitely her prof pic.) Leland is her unborn son lol

  26. @Pete, in what town do you and Stormie attend high school?

  27. @oatmealandi: Make sure Puck puts a decent amount of mustard on my sandwich as you lick his/her (care less?) taint…. and keep it down in the kitchen would you? Trying to watch the tele. Good bitches, good.

  28. That’s a bit gritty stubbyholder. You been rolling around at the beach? Come over here, take off your knickers, and spread your legs for me and I’ll hose you down and get all that sand out of your pussy.

  29. @25, I know a Stormy, so there’s you’re 2nd one.

    I, for one, think it’s a stupid frakkin’ name. But I despise the one I know, so I’m, probably, a bit biased.

  30. @stubbyholder I kind of like you.

    @ijkl0marissa she looks pretty pregnant, and I think it’s safe to assume she didn’t fuck her unborn son. leland must be her date who gave her a break for fucking dylan. so maybe he then went for man-with-visible-ass-girl?

  31. @puck Correct me if I’m wrong, but I fail to see anything in the post that suggests Stormie fucked Leland, so I assume he is indeed Stormie’s unborn child. Either way, it’s just cruel that someone’s name is Leland.

  32. I can already see the banjo being plucked for lil’ Leland’s arrival.
    Yes, what an unfortunate name.

  33. @monkeyslut but what is the evidence that leland is her baby? and how could the unborn baby “give her a break” for going home with dylan?

  34. Well @puck, as I’m sure you have seen in the comments above, unless the dude is lying, Pete or whatever his name is says that he attends the same school as Stormie and that Lelandis is in fact the unborn child.
    Also, the unborn baby could ‘give her a break’ by not continuously kicking in his irresponsible young mother’s womb. But whatever, I don’t like internet fights, and besides, you seem like a cool guy/gal.

  35. Dammit. These people are so fucking pathetic. Why do they have to be procreating? 🙁

  36. CommentsAtLarge

    So wait, am I reading this right? He didn’t take the chick he knocked up to prom, but hung out with her some and then after they got home it “got amazing”…

    Oh you poor diluted little pregnant girl, there is no “little family” you are simply a warm place to park his johnson at will.

  37. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @CommentsAtLarge – Did you mean “deluded”? Sorry I couldn’t help it lol. But she could be diluted too, I don’t know.

  38. @monkeyslut You’re right, my mistake. Poor little Leland, being at the centre of a lamebook drama before he’s even born. Not a great start.
    Oh, and I’m a good ol’ gal, of course (who makes *great* sandwiches, incidentally).

  39. Oh, and don’t mistake me for being sexist, incidentally, I’m a 14 year old girl.

  40. ^ That’s a run-on sentence, sweetheart. I can give you some writing tips. Just email me at

  41. You sir, are a legend.

  42. CommentsAtLarge

    Ifitwerent, I did indeed mean deluded, damn that not looking at the post a second time before clicking submit. Ah well, we’re all victim to premature submission from time to time…

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