I had a pet bird named Stormy once. His mom got killed and his nest knocked down in a big storm. I was about five and thought the name was brilliant. He died like two days later, because baby birds are shitty at staying alive.
@Ha. Im sure that was exactly what he was thinking. “ima roll this pimped out shit right over that bitches crib and slap tha hoe into tomorrow. hope tha bitch dont got stairs” *sigh*
Fortunately, some women utilize mating preferences perfected during Evolution that will weed out weak genetics…Stormie seems to be one of them. Ryan’s mom isn’t. Hopefully, Ryan will not breed and we’ll have one less pathetic male roaming this Earth.
sounds like it was a dare, and the kiddo didnt know how else he could make that happen other than pretend he’s in some wheelchair to beg for pity, +1 for storm
Yes!
Chris Morris > The Day Today > Speak your brains > ‘Hello Peasant’. Oh the memories..
stormie is my hero. or should that be heroine?
No-one’s really disabled as long as they have COURAGE!!
@awesome I thought no’s barley reference was funny.
@awesome I thought the barley reference was funny too. and you noticed it, which by your logic means it obviously was funny.
No “higher” I’ve heard people refer to each other as peasants quite a bit so I don’t think they meant pissant
God guys are desperate, i swear they get more pathetic every day.
I had a pet bird named Stormy once. His mom got killed and his nest knocked down in a big storm. I was about five and thought the name was brilliant. He died like two days later, because baby birds are shitty at staying alive.
Anyway, I think Stormie’s pretty cool.
he’s in a wheelchair
and he doesn’t like full stop.
Stormie’s response made me fucking roll on the floor.
Baby bird taste good.
I would slap that hoe into tomorrow
@Ha. Im sure that was exactly what he was thinking. “ima roll this pimped out shit right over that bitches crib and slap tha hoe into tomorrow. hope tha bitch dont got stairs” *sigh*
@k Nice!
Fortunately, some women utilize mating preferences perfected during Evolution that will weed out weak genetics…Stormie seems to be one of them. Ryan’s mom isn’t. Hopefully, Ryan will not breed and we’ll have one less pathetic male roaming this Earth.
Weakness of body doesn’t compare to weakness of character. I bet you and Ryan have a lot in common, Darkwing.
epic attempt tho
The “peasants” part is because she’s an amateur model. They are seriously like this.
i don’t get the link between “peasants” and being an amateur model…
@flips she and her crazy model friends think they’re in a class above, she was like that in school too
Haha I like how her name is Stormie
i feel bad for him. sounds like a sad life. but how pathetic and desparate do you want to get. learn to spell you peasant. lol
@”me too” -me too
hahahaha
“ohh, see what i did there? i laughed at my own joke”
sounds like it was a dare, and the kiddo didnt know how else he could make that happen other than pretend he’s in some wheelchair to beg for pity, +1 for storm
Fucking peasants! C’mon, the boy is in a wheelchair, be nice and get your wang out.
i would have guven him a bigger mouthfull than that wankker… lol good on him 4 trying… lol
I know this girl and also commented on this guys post…. How he was planing on this working i have no idea.
P.s Stormie is a beautiful fashion model.
Stormie is a stuck up bitch
flash the poor dude some tit
Stormie is not a nice name… Google stormy summers…
It gives me a headache deciphering teeny IM and text message slang.