Thursday, September 9, 2010

Straight Up Support

previous post: Moving Out… of the Closet



  1. “M” should take some advice from “J” here.

    People like Isa make me wanna commit unspeakable acts of murder with spelling like that. I barely understood that mess. Hell, I’m amazed I attempted to even read that clap trap.

  2. AT&T sucks.

  3. support lmao friends like that who needs abusive girlfriends?

  4. hey guys i know this has nothing to do with this post, but has anyone seen my sprint blackberry curve? i left it on the counter next to the napkins and salt sachets at sir wing-a-lot…

    i think i’ve lost something i’ll never find again. 🙁

  5. awww alord. too bad you couldn’t just lose the herp in your eye 🙁

  6. What’s a “half” birthday?

  7. I mean, I was thinking the 6-month mark, but since he’s not smart enough to dump her like last night’s Taco Bell, then…

  8. lmao “half” birthday

  9. hahahahaha @ thanks for the support

  10. Things like this just depress me.

  11. Me too BritishHobo. Me too.

  12. Hahhahahhaahhahashhhaahaah.

    Dang it, can’t even type ‘h’ and ‘a’ properly to convey my goofy laugh at the sheer unadulterated hilarity I have witnessed.

    Oh, and these suck. Hard. Times two. 4 realz.

  13. “M” has no personality, no self love and no self pride. He deserves all that but he doesn’t deserve to have “J” as friend.

    By the way, I decided to check what is half-birthday. Shockingly enough, it feels stupid :

    “A half-birthday is a day six months before or after the real anniversary of a person’s birth.

    Most half-birthdays go unremarked. One common use is by people whose birthday falls near holidays that are so widely celebrated they can overwhelm private anniversaries. Another is for people in school whose real birthday doest not occur during the school year; a half-birthday allows a celebration with friends and teachers at school.”

  14. “A half-birthday is a day six months before or after the real anniversary of a person’s birth”

    About half of that sentence is redundant.

  15. what’s ‘att’?

    and I was on J’s side of this til the whole getting the dick wet comment…

  16. @Milo AT&T is a telecom company. I assume they meant the cell phone department of the company.
    Guys who don’t get their dick wet = guys who make stupid decisions about girls such as lying to them, cheating on them,getting into monogamous relationships and getting back together with crazy psycho abusive ex-girlfriends. In other words, guys who don’t get their dicks wet = guys who are about to do something drastic in order to get their dicks wet. So, J’s advice to get his dick wet is the most valid advice an idiot like M can receive.

  17. Eruption of Nothing

    Anyone think that M is in for a new piece of hell now? His Significant Other seems to be the type to check his facebook, I somehow believe she may disapprove of this.

  18. I agree Dukey.

    Part of me feels sorry for M, while the other part wants to kick him in the balls and tell him to get a clue! It’s a toss up.

  19. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    I want to know what’s so special about J and M’s names that they blurred out everything other than the first initial, rather than just blurring the surname. Colour me intrigued.

  20. Believe it or not, I actually attended a half birthday once. The girl lived in Newfoundland, and was visiting her father in Ontario for the summer, so she celebrated her half birthday. They had half a cake…so wierd.

  21. And they’ve blurred out the picures with colours…

    If I knew this half-birthday thing was practised, I would have used it and got double presents… or at least a present and a half from everyone per year…

  22. Is that first one Ignignokt and Err from Aqua Teen?

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