Monday, February 8, 2010

Super Bowl Wrap Up

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  1. American football is basically just rugby except with shoulder padding, helmets and forward passes. what a terrible sport

  2. 51

    What a stupid thing to say. Have you ever watched a game of NFL? It is 10 times the sport rugby is. Players wear pads because they are all massive and run at the pace of olympic sprinters, directly into each other from like 50 yards away. If they didn’t they would literally die. In rugby, the ball goes side to side and a bunch of fat wankers have a ruck over it without any real huge hits. Most of the time anyway.

  3. Arguing about sports…it’s like watching armless hobos fight for bread.

  4. @Osiris: I nearly saw a Pittsburgh Penguins game a couple of years back. But I didn’t. True story. Hoping to go to at least one next year, though…

  5. Joshua’s brain appears to have damaged perspective circuits.

  6. Haiti jokes are fine, but don’t fuck with New Orleans.

  7. LOL why do people care about this so much?
    I didn’t even know who had won or lost until reading this just now.

  8. Penny, you are evil. Can’t you just give them each their own piece????

  9. The saints coach apperently hired a PI to trail the colts and charge whoever with whatever he could. apperently one got into an altercation at a bar and had to sit the game out… in a sheriff’s office.

  10. Can somebody please give me Joshua’s home address so I can go kill him. I’m from New Orleans, and he’s a worthless waste of human and an ignorant tool who needs to be slapped.

  11. extra420delicious

    spell check care of NOLA: makes sense*

  12. Oh my god, I should have submitted some of the shit my friends wrote on FB after the game. So much unwarranted rage directed at the Saints.

  13. I’d love to punch Joshua in the dick.

  14. You can try, but I’m thinking that just because Joshua IS a dick, doesn’t mean he has one…

  15. extra420delicious

    Rachel – I’d be jealous and spiteful too if I were missing this:

  16. At first, I wasn’t going to bother commenting on this, but being from New Orleans not being a huge Saints fan (I mean, Go Saints but I don’t get down with football) I am fucking disgusted with people and their derogatory words towards New Orleans as a whole. Don’t make jokes about any country, state, city, etc… it’s terrible karma and will come back to bite you in the asshole. And if you’re so terribly full of angst about it, bring your ass to NOLA so you really feel a ripped asshole. Fuck with the Saints all you want, they have their fans. Don’t fuck with NOLA.

  17. Douche bag. I lost everything I owned and was homeless for eight months because of Katrina. Don’t mess with New Orleans and DON’T mess with the Saints.

  18. On a straight football level: Sean Payton has the biggest, brassiest balls since God himself; he calls plays that make everyone wish they’d thought of it first and hate him for it. The entire team plays as one humble unit. The Saints don’t lack superstars due to lack of talent, they lack stars due to lack of ego. Don’t get pissy when your team can’t match twenty two touchdowns by twenty two different players and more defensive touchdowns than the Browns offense.

    On a human level: Wishing for anything like Katrina is just… subhuman. Yeah, sure, let’s have another one and kill another thousand plus people in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana. The media may have slobbered all over New Orleans, but Katrina was three hundred miles from eye wall to edge. She was six hundred miles in diameter and she was not picky about destroying anything in her reach.

    On an intelligence level: It’s not smart to go pissing off the Who Dat Nation. The Who Dats backed the NFL down on its sniveling ass when it came sniffing around, and you are not special. You’re talking about men willing to parade down the street in dresses to honor a beloved sportscaster. You’re talking about a culture steeped deeply in traditions of people and places. You’re talking about a nation with a symbol that inspires faith and an irrational love. You’re talking about starting a war you cannot win.

    Next time you boogie on down to New Orleans to eat her food, drink her beer, dance in her streets, and catch her beads, remember that she and her people have suffered long and hard under your labels of “loser” and “never gonna be”. This is her year, her time, and she will not take your shit any longer.

  19. @scarletWD

    Tl; dr.

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