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Thursday, April 21, 2011

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1. Reverend_Smack_A_Ho April 21st, 2011 at 6:08 pm

   Ben!

2. Reverend_Smack_A_Ho April 21st, 2011 at 6:08 pm

   oh, and first?

3. wordpervert April 21st, 2011 at 6:44 pm

   Is Lucas for real? Is Lucas even a dude? Jesus, what a nutless sap.

4. odoyle10 April 21st, 2011 at 6:47 pm

   yea. umm lucas if youre reading this the chick left you because you have a vagina. man up and quit being such a pansy!

5. dragonfly April 21st, 2011 at 7:08 pm

   I kind of feel sorry for Lucas. He needs an “off” button.

6. teo April 21st, 2011 at 8:22 pm

   Allie cheated on Lucas with an apostrophe.

7. shazzzbot April 21st, 2011 at 8:32 pm

   its ok, he has a period

8. yo momma April 21st, 2011 at 8:45 pm

   @Rev: the “smack a hoe” in your name wasn’t nearly enough of a warning that your website would feature women with fists in their asses. Thanks??

9. Hawkbit April 21st, 2011 at 8:49 pm

   Actually guys, if Lucas has love like that then he IS a woman’s best friend. He could do better than this Allie chick. Also, if he lays that drivel on many girls he is going to get the best sex of his life from them.

10. Hawkbit April 21st, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    And I have seen sappier, his friends are the ones with with the inane allegory

11. wordpervert April 21st, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    I have to disagree with you there, Hawky. No woman I know would want to bang an insipid softcock like Lucas. But I do agree with you about a couple of the friends. Tissues? What the fuck?

12. jacqbone April 21st, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Eric’s a winner. Is he single?

13. jj444 April 21st, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    jacqbone, I’ll fight you for him

14. Soup April 21st, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    If my girlfriend had Lucas’ natural ability to vagspasm, I wouldn’t have to cry myself to sleep every night.

15. ahat April 22nd, 2011 at 3:43 am

    Lamenting is fun.

16. stubbyholder April 22nd, 2011 at 8:38 am

    Lucas sounds like someone who hosts a (pick one: Oscar’s party, The Bachelor season finale party, Sex in the City finale party) and during (pick one: Superbowl, World Cup, Footy GrandFinal) is in the kitchen preparing dip.

    Maybe Lucas can go make me a sandwich.

17. gmoney April 22nd, 2011 at 9:40 am

    @stubbyholder: You, sir, hit the nail on the head!

    Eric = winning on this one!

18. celine April 22nd, 2011 at 9:41 am

    FAKE – date of comments are not in order.

19. tofupuppy April 22nd, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    @ #18: I’m pretty sure the chain was just so long that the submitter had to take 2 screen shots, one minute apart, which would account for that.

20. jacqbone April 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    @jj444: I accept your challenge.

21. Hawkbit April 23rd, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    @word Perhaps if he inserted a “get your whore-ass back here” with a hard slap on the ass in the middle of his whimpering he would have a more appropriate response. And he ain’t slapping her with the hand either

22. defectiveuser April 24th, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    A tissue that can be washed and it’s soft? I have to look into this.

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