Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tales of TMI

previous post: Itsy-Bitsy Issues



  1. nearly 4am.

    it’s my first day off work for ages, and there’s loads of booze in the house. i love raymond carver so much, because you can read his sparse prose when you’re drunk.

    the same kind of thing can be said for keeping up with the kardashians.


    oh, and <3 to walter.

  2. Love you too alord you sexy monkey.

  3. I too am disappointed that Dan didn’t shoot one out, I thought that he’d possibly gotten into the holy water and had his way with the statue of the Virgin Mary… sigh.

  4. krasivaya_devushka

    Blame FuckyouBastard (sorry, that’s my version) for dissapointing you guys.

  5. krasivaya_devushka

    disappointing* ahhh

  6. Wow, I’m finding I need a translator to understand all of this mumbo jumbo. I miss my word, and nuff. I’m feeling a little tense, I need to relax a bit. Plus, I can’t stop thinking of heavy flow and shopping carts!

  7. Most of the people are typing proper though Eenerbl…it’s just yoink that doesn’t spell properly.


  8. Either I forgot to take my senility pills or somebody hijacked my name.

    Oh this is my pill here taped to the front if my computer screen.

    Agnes thinks of everything.

  9. so it wasn’t you walter? 🙁

    though asking you to love me though is like getting walter matthau to say something positive about back pain.

    oh, walter matthau’s dead now?

  10. I deal with a vet who’s out in the country…she’s cheaper then the vets up where I live in the bigger city….but I am only taking cats back to her because she wants to see them….and they only technically need to be vaccinated every 3 years because they are indoor cats. The only time they go outside they have harnesses and leashes on and they hate going outside…they want to stay in apartment so.

    Humane society etc. you normally have to either buy the animal from them, or prove your poor to get them to give you discounted rates….i can’t prove I’m poor, I make a reasonable wage for my age so… -.-“

  11. No it was me.

  12. I think.

  13. ok now it’s hall of mirrors time.

  14. Icey, that’s what I was referring to. He amuses me, but it’s so hard to figure out at times.

  15. If anyone needs to be spayed, it’s Lily….nobody needs to be contaminated with that mess. Of course now that everyone knows about her umm….issues, I’m sure any man would think twice before letting his dicklestick anywhere near mount doom…

  16. Yoink is like Justin Bieber or Twilight, it’s easy enough to just ignore but it’s the people always bringing it up that gets to be too much.

  17. Toby totally banged Jesse in the Walmart parking lot.

  18. @IceyAngel Try the regular ol’ animal shelter. They offer low cost spaying/neutering and vaccinations to everybody, whether you have adopted from them, or not! It’s pretty great.

  19. God Amy is a dumb fucking whore. Of course your cat is going to get pregnant multiple times if you’re not going to get her neutered! As for just dumping her cat… jesus fucking christ. She’s the one who needs to be fixed so she can NEVER pro-create.

  20. *strolls in pushing a shopping cart*
    Awwww @106 I miss you too. Hop in the cart, i’ll check you out across the border to Canada, eh?

  21. Name hijacking now? And I thought things couldn’t get any worse. Hadn’t Lamebook fixed that problem when it started happening in its earlier days? A lot of good people disappeared because of it.

    Don’t do it guys, or Lamebook, which is getting fucked in its ass so badly right now, will be done.

  22. I wonder what the thought process was that led to Amy deciding to get a dog. I’m imagining something like “Hmm, my cat keeps having kittens and this is a problem for me. How can I fix it…? I know! Dogs don’t have kittens! I’ll just get a dog instead.”

  23. whoo fucked its ass???? loooooooooool

  24. i dint put coment 122 y the fuck r peple copyin me

  25. Well, I’ve just come off my period and my bed is still intact.

  26. Paranoid Android

    Fuck me, I really am a Paranoid Android now.

    So many illusions been shattered simultaneously.

    Please make them stop mummy.

  27. Walter Sobchak

    Maybe my penis coming into contact with so much period juice over all the years is what caused my problems.

  28. i dint put coment 123 y the fuck r peple copyin me

  29. Dear All,

    This is The Committee For Termination of Jokes That Have Gone On For Too Long.

    We are here to collect yoink, the middle aged person pretending to be a teen joke.

    p.s. Dan Fargis, keep up the good work but don’t grow stale – plot development should be considered.


  30. Paranoid Android

    Seriously, I’m freaking out. Also hear hear above.

  31. I’m never touching a shopping cart again!

  32. God damn it you guys, I’ve been telling you for ages now that we can take other people’s names. I kinda imagine this is how one of those crazy old tramps out in the street with an ‘End Is Nigh!’ sandwich board is gonna feel when the zombies invade and everyone’s too busy freaking out to give him his dues.

  33. I thought we went through this back when Original-Ben started bitching about having his name hijacked, even after they introduced signing up after Boz got pissed and left. I’d find the post but seriously, I’m too damn lazy.

  34. Wow. Again. THe comments more enjoyable to read than the actual posts.

  35. I joined this just to say how much i hate you yoink. im sure half of the posts on lamebook are your retarded lifes works

  36. @yoinksacock
    I too joined for that very reason.

    @BritishHobo it is my ambition to become one of those “end is nigh” tramps

    I often feel that there should be some kind of written test that people have to take to make sure they are not retarded before being allowed anywhere near the internet, there used to be a sort of test, it was ISDN but unfortunatly any imbecile can get on here these days, still the pro of this is that people who actually use their brains get a laugh mocking those who need reminding not to shout too much at their mothers or to lick the plug sockets.

  37. Oh, awesome, welcome to Team This Isn’t YoinkBook.

  38. Amy is a horrible bitch. Pay the money to spay your damn pet!


    dogs don’t breed as often as cats, but the better solution is to fix whatever pet you have as they don’t breed at all

    no one wants your stupid animal offspring! even if they are purebred! There’s all kinds of animals out there already

    I hate people sometimes

  39. yoink is old lame news

  40. Wait, you can become someone else? That means all that time Ben was right, and people just took the piss for nothing. Ah well.

    I have a feeling that Lily’s post might have been Facebook Rape, does nobody on here know of this concept? It is lots of fun.

  41. What the hell is wrong with these people?! Complete waste of oxygen!

  42. shipoopi wut u meen?

  43. I think Lily should spray some of that acid-blood onto Amy and dissolve that bitch.

  44. Aye, Ben was right. Did nobody even question why there was somebody else with the username Ben who wasn’t the original Ben?

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