Jason, I don’t give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck, doesn’t that blow your mind? I returned your soul at the nearest muscle max and all I got back was a tube of self tanning lotion with a side of Nair!
Jason’s page hasn’t been found containing priceless gems which means the pot of gold is still and the end of Suroor’s rainbow. Jason is the poor man’s Suroor.
All those steroids Jason’s taking must have shrunk his testes to basically nothing. Which explains how he can fit into the jeans he wore when he was 8 years old.
Really guys? You think Suroor would say, “yea, my head is a mess” You think Suroor would sport arms that small? You think Jason does steroids??? Really, lets try here. I’ve seen more knee-jerk reaction on Fox-news on a slow news day. Really, know your classes of psychopaths.
Comments, I dated a sixth grader when I was in eighth grade, but she was actually older than me. She was just really, really dumb. But she had big jugs.
gives me big chills of when i was off and on with a 7th grader my jr year of high school. the finger pointing, the jeers, the looks, the names it just all got to me. but id definitely date her again given the chance. and just to clarify theres people who date younger who have MORALS and then theres pedophiles who only hope to steal a 13 year old girls virginity which is a very very bad thing. i think me and nathanael classify on morals.
I bet Jason liked his own comment, like the miserable loser he is
BTW it looks like his body is going to explode.
Jason, based on your chosen pant-wear, this picture is from 1988-1989, right? RIGHT, Jason?
Suroor called. He wants his attitude back.
I miss Suroor.
Oh Jason, god I’d love to take your middle finger and stick it up your hole!
Seeing the picture, I feared a Suroor backlash. I was fortunate enough to miss the WHOLE week the guy ruled this place…
But I second curly
At least he knows he’s a loser
Suroor and Jason should go out. There’s way too much closeted homoeroticism there for just one of them.
Well, shit. Someone dropped water on Suroor and now he’s multiplying.
Jason = Malnutritioned Suroor
I don’t even know what to say about Jason that he hasn’t already said about himself.
Personally, if I had to choose between taking someone’s middle finger and someone’s soul, I’d pick their middle finger.
Well Jason just killed any desire I had to ever have sex again.
I have to add… What I like the most about Jason’s post is the heart after he loveling tells the world to fuckoff
I melted
I really hope Nathanael is under 18.
Mmmmmm, jelly and ice cream.
Gee, Jason isn’t on ‘roids or anything. That’s probably what’s making him such a pisshead.
Oh my.
Should someone inform him that it is indeed possible to take someone’s middle finger. Just ask anyone who has had an accident with a chainsaw.
And after seeing Jason’s body, I’ll definitely need some of Lena’s KY to ever get wet again. Bleh.
I love the little heart he put at the end of it too lol
#1 – I think we need to get Jason and Suroor to fight, it would be like Godzilla vs Mothra, only with steroids.
#2 – I once dated an 8th grader as well; I was an 8th grader at the time too though, I think that seperates me from our friend up there.
#3 – It’s better that way Lena, with airport security the way it is these days.
Jason, I don’t give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck, doesn’t that blow your mind? I returned your soul at the nearest muscle max and all I got back was a tube of self tanning lotion with a side of Nair!
add ‘skweezy jibbs’ that guy should have a lamebook page dedicated to him
Jason’s page hasn’t been found containing priceless gems which means the pot of gold is still and the end of Suroor’s rainbow. Jason is the poor man’s Suroor.
All those steroids Jason’s taking must have shrunk his testes to basically nothing. Which explains how he can fit into the jeans he wore when he was 8 years old.
Ohhh I beg to differ, Jason. *turns on chainsaw*
@ snowblower- amazing gremlins reference. best comment i’ve seen in a while:D
Really guys? You think Suroor would say, “yea, my head is a mess” You think Suroor would sport arms that small? You think Jason does steroids??? Really, lets try here. I’ve seen more knee-jerk reaction on Fox-news on a slow news day. Really, know your classes of psychopaths.
Poor Jason can’t even get his middle finger in full view of the camera before capturing this shot. It sounds like he needs to lay off the meth.
Comments, I dated a sixth grader when I was in eighth grade, but she was actually older than me. She was just really, really dumb. But she had big jugs.
Jason, his middle finger and Suroor would classify as a ‘shocking’ encounter.
The KY should come in handy there.
gives me big chills of when i was off and on with a 7th grader my jr year of high school. the finger pointing, the jeers, the looks, the names it just all got to me. but id definitely date her again given the chance. and just to clarify theres people who date younger who have MORALS and then theres pedophiles who only hope to steal a 13 year old girls virginity which is a very very bad thing. i think me and nathanael classify on morals.