Denial = “This site is so stupid! I don’t have to join!”
Anger = “I hate you, MsAnneThrope! I’m going to punch your kids!”
Bargaining = “Please go easy on me, all you ruthless commenters. I’m new here.”
Depression = “Flames called me a ‘penis’. I have no real friends anymore…”
Acceptance = “If you can’t lick ’em, join ’em. Fuck you, too, beatusmongous!”
I would have thought 5 would be “making a half-arsed attempt to answer some of these dumb questions”, but anyway…
Lets write the 5 stages of lamebooking
Denial = “This site is so stupid! I don’t have to join!”
Anger = “I hate you, MsAnneThrope! I’m going to punch your kids!”
Bargaining = “Please go easy on me, all you ruthless commenters. I’m new here.”
Depression = “Flames called me a ‘penis’. I have no real friends anymore…”
Acceptance = “If you can’t lick ’em, join ’em. Fuck you, too, beatusmongous!”
that was actually pretty good beatus! i give you an 8 out of 10 on the SLG-LOL scale
Yeah, that was pretty spot-on, beautus
Good job Beatus, except MsAnneThrope having kids would suggest that she has been laid before. HEY-O!
^Them sounds like fightin’ words! Other than that, you got this beats.
just because the slightly naughty heifer is scared of me, doesn’t mean that actual grown-ups are.
…also – some people really get off on being terrified.
or so I’m told.
Thats a 5 on the yurt scale.