Monday, July 9, 2012

The Nature of Moms

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  1. Faker.

  2. Fake. Every boob in this post is fake.

  3. Have we not had this one, or one very similar, before?

  4. Dirty old whore.

  5. Yes, rubert, I’m pretty sure that I recognise that clusterfuck spelling of “Allisonn”.

  6. If the body matches the face, weeelll. Milf.

  7. More like, nothing nicer than a hot wet snatch! Huh? Am I right fellas?
    Giggidddy Giggidddy

  8. Kinda looks like Amy is talking to Allisssonn, rather than her son. Which makes this less unfunny.

  9. ^ I need the whole package.

  10. Dammit, that was meant for Hack.

  11. Hey beatus, I can give you the whole package if you want.

  12. Those teens and their mothers and their sex talk

  13. Nothing like reminding your son in front of all of his friends about the time he used to suck his moms tit for dear life. Oh, and how he hasn’t gotten any ‘real play’ since. good times…

  14. #3 yes i agree with u this one is already posted ages ago!

  15. his mom is a dick

  16. Amy is not hot at all; who said that shit?
    And Hack… giggity, indeed.

  17. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Natural boobs are overrated. I’ve seen some fine ones in my time, but I’ve also seen some impressive fakes. I’d say the best fake boob is better than the best natural boob, but the worst fake boob is also worse than the worst natural boob. There’s nothing wrong with humankind using science to improve itself, and there are some really high-quality boob jobs out there.

  18. Nah, natural wins every time. And there actually, literally IS a problem with that whole humankind thing you were talking about, Longname. That’s precisely what’s wrong!

    But, boobs.

  19. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    If you don’t like progress, you’re free to die of old age at 35 in a cave. No one will stop you.

  20. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Because that’s what you’re proposing if you object to boob jobs.

  21. Nope, fuck that, Nails IS right. Natural ALWAYS wins!

  22. and when a girl tells you she’s not happy with them, she just wants you to tell her that you are, and mean it…She’s just looking for a boost, not fake titties…

  23. drchalkwithereduptacklefelloff #17, #19, #20, the over-enthusiastic way in which you are attempting to defend plastic tits just isn’t right.

  24. Dr’s do that, the prick’s just trying to sell a product…an inferior one….but still….anyway…I had a gal bitching about hers not growing any since year seven, but, fuck, she must’ve be something else back then…but then she started moaning something about too much pleasure blah blah blah and she shut up about it…y’all know how it is…women aren’t happy ’till they have a few orgasms…then they shut right the fuck up about it…pleasing a women physically is only half the battle, you have to be able to get into her head and be genuine about it…fuck all that superficial shit…

  25. ^ Jesus wept, have you been drinking vodka or something?

  26. Progress? That’s not progress, dude. Fake tits have been around since the 50’s or some shit. It’s just stupid. Progress would be women not thinking they had to get fake tits and just be happy with themselves (minus the obesity).

    Oh, and also progress would be if all the women in the U.S. stopped getting obese and fucking up all the potential nice asses. Yes, that would be me identifying myself as an ass-man, AND taking a jab at one of my fellow Americans before one of you Brits or Aussies do it.

  27. Ahhh, I’m with ya’ on that one Nails…the benefits of living near the beach during the summer…Nice ass EVERYWHERE! As far as the eye can see! And drinking? No Bacchante, I was DROWNING in it! 🙂

  28. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    That’s just stupid. Without boob jobs, we’d have to talk to them to find out which one’s are the ones with low self-esteem. Who has time for that?

  29. ^ I think he’s on to something here…

  30. Well now, you pose a different argument here, and I really cannot speak to that, as you have a valid point.

    As far as the boob itself, real is definitely better. However, if you’re specifically targeting low self-esteem women (because if that’s what it takes you to get laid, that’s what it takes), then I guess you’re correct.

    Tip top cheerio. 🙂

  31. drchalk.
    the one with low self-esteem will be easy to spot. they will be the only ones within 100ft of you at any given function. believe it.

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