One of my female friends once pissed herself in a kitchen at a New Year’s party. She was completely oblivious. I had to try and soak it up with the cardboard of beer crates before anyone came in and noticed.
Don’t have any first hand experience of people shitting themselves, thank fuck.
The work drunk story I have is I was out & all of the sudden it hit me & I puked all over myself. Went into the bathroom & puked in there. Got in a cab with a friend & proceeded to puke on the cab driver’s arm. I then made it back to my apartment & peed myself because I just couldn’t get up.
I’m confused. Since when is it a badge of honor to impair yourself to the point that you cannot handle a basic biological function that 3-year-olds can master? I mean, I’ve gotten pretty wasted in my day (drunk enough to get kicked out of a pub in England, once), but I still don’t see anything humorous or wonderful about puking, pissing or shitting yourself, or pissing on anything indoors. (If it’s outdoors, it’s begging to be pissed on once people get drunk.)
My crazy story is that I’m 24, started drinking when I was 16, and I’ve never urinated or defecated in my pants. On that note, while I have thrown up a few times, I’ve never gotten it on my clothes… *knock on wood*
I’ve never pooped myself while drunk either. I’ve got a few stories up my sleeve but nothing that gross. However, this post reminded me of a news article I read:
I don’t believe it was an accident that Chris said it must have been a shitty party, haha. He sounds fairly intelligent.
I must agree, even though he’s an ass for calling Liz out, he still owned them all in the end!!!
I don’t see how Chris was an ass at any point. He was not the only one talking about it or else he would of never found out. Liz never seemed offended at anytime.
Yeah, it’s definitely not a new “thing”, my friends and I have been plenty drunk and yet none of us (that I know of) have pissed or shit ourselves drunk. Not to say that I haven’t done other completely shameful things that I like to regret each night before I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning. I’m kind of an obsessor.
HeSaidWhat, don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of sober moments I regret too. I’m three instances away from reaching level 10, where my experience has allowed me to regret and obsess over things before I even contemplate doing them.
A friend of mine once lent her cousin a pair of lacy stockings for a party. The girl passed out drunk and shat herself through the little lacy holes. Needless to say my friend let her keep the stockings.
So it was like poopy Play-Doh with one of those little lever tools? That sounds fun. I’d make a wig for Barbie and then giggle when Ken shuns her. She’d be so confused as to why only the Japanese toys want to hang out with her.
@ Jackulaha:
Maybe I am. Or maybe I’m old-fashioned in that I’d rather embarrass myself by doing something reckless and stupid than by soiling my clothes. Either way, I’ll be the guy saying “Well I tried to ride in a shopping cart tied to somebody’s bumper” while everyone else is saying what they’ve ruined with fecal matter.
Lol, and now you sound lamer trying to make yourself cool by saying that you do “hardcore” things like tie trolleys to cars. Dude, I’ve never peed or shit myself, and we do shit like riding on wheelie bins on the highway at at high speeds, but you sound like an old fogie being all “oooh, these stories aren’t funny”. Sorry, but they are. Funny puke stories are the best!
And I’m still LOLing at you “drunk enough to get kicked out of a pub in England, once” Hahahaha! LAME
@Lady Katara – WinRar is also a Windows program used to compress files. Sorry, I’m a nerd.
Good God. Is this the new thing?
One of my female friends once pissed herself in a kitchen at a New Year’s party. She was completely oblivious. I had to try and soak it up with the cardboard of beer crates before anyone came in and noticed.
Don’t have any first hand experience of people shitting themselves, thank fuck.
Alen001 you bastaaaard! >:O
The work drunk story I have is I was out & all of the sudden it hit me & I puked all over myself. Went into the bathroom & puked in there. Got in a cab with a friend & proceeded to puke on the cab driver’s arm. I then made it back to my apartment & peed myself because I just couldn’t get up.
Definitely tipped the cab driver well.
I’m confused. Since when is it a badge of honor to impair yourself to the point that you cannot handle a basic biological function that 3-year-olds can master? I mean, I’ve gotten pretty wasted in my day (drunk enough to get kicked out of a pub in England, once), but I still don’t see anything humorous or wonderful about puking, pissing or shitting yourself, or pissing on anything indoors. (If it’s outdoors, it’s begging to be pissed on once people get drunk.)
Never took it as a badge of honor. More like I’m never drinking vodka again.
@Katara: I get the giraffe part, but I am confused as hell over the winrar.
Lamebook has done it again. Well done.
My crazy story is that I’m 24, started drinking when I was 16, and I’ve never urinated or defecated in my pants. On that note, while I have thrown up a few times, I’ve never gotten it on my clothes… *knock on wood*
I’ve never pooped myself while drunk either. I’ve got a few stories up my sleeve but nothing that gross. However, this post reminded me of a news article I read:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/210573_sherry03ww.html
@EmKitteh
Wow.. hahaha Random that you posted that link.. I’m actually from that tiny town.. hahaha
I don’t believe it was an accident that Chris said it must have been a shitty party, haha. He sounds fairly intelligent.
I must agree, even though he’s an ass for calling Liz out, he still owned them all in the end!!!
I don’t see how Chris was an ass at any point. He was not the only one talking about it or else he would of never found out. Liz never seemed offended at anytime.
Yeah, it’s definitely not a new “thing”, my friends and I have been plenty drunk and yet none of us (that I know of) have pissed or shit ourselves drunk. Not to say that I haven’t done other completely shameful things that I like to regret each night before I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning. I’m kind of an obsessor.
I know what your saying Mike. This happens to me when I am sober. Usually the moment I finish.
LMFAO! thats exactly what i would say! and to make it better, my names chris too!!
I’m reminded of a song (a personal favorite): eeeeeevery party needs a pooper; that’s why we invited you. Party pooper! Party pooper!
HeSaidWhat, don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of sober moments I regret too. I’m three instances away from reaching level 10, where my experience has allowed me to regret and obsess over things before I even contemplate doing them.
@ cursormortis You sound totally lame.
A friend of mine once lent her cousin a pair of lacy stockings for a party. The girl passed out drunk and shat herself through the little lacy holes. Needless to say my friend let her keep the stockings.
@jelly
So it was like poopy Play-Doh with one of those little lever tools? That sounds fun. I’d make a wig for Barbie and then giggle when Ken shuns her. She’d be so confused as to why only the Japanese toys want to hang out with her.
@ Jackulaha:
Maybe I am. Or maybe I’m old-fashioned in that I’d rather embarrass myself by doing something reckless and stupid than by soiling my clothes. Either way, I’ll be the guy saying “Well I tried to ride in a shopping cart tied to somebody’s bumper” while everyone else is saying what they’ve ruined with fecal matter.
Old fashioned = Lame.
Lol, and now you sound lamer trying to make yourself cool by saying that you do “hardcore” things like tie trolleys to cars. Dude, I’ve never peed or shit myself, and we do shit like riding on wheelie bins on the highway at at high speeds, but you sound like an old fogie being all “oooh, these stories aren’t funny”. Sorry, but they are. Funny puke stories are the best!
And I’m still LOLing at you “drunk enough to get kicked out of a pub in England, once” Hahahaha! LAME
Chris is my best friend.
And did anyone else get the impression that these fecophiliac chicks were about to lez out all over each other?
i think chris wins there
@ Mike: It gets easier at about level 23. You know its coming so you just cover her face in it so you don’t feel so bad.
lol @ people who drink.
Hahaha. I am so happy to see this up here. And even happier to know that you guys approve. Lmfao. This was me, btw.
P.S. — The “Pretty Shitty” was indeed an intentional pun. 😛 I thought it was clever.
I loved the way Chris ended it.