The most twisted moment I had with the Porn Fairy was salvaging about a half dozen or so singed and dirty gas station porns from a burned down travel trailer.
My mum and her mate Danny were feeding a neighbour’s cat in the 70’s and found porn in a drawer in the house. They charged their friends 5p a look at school until they got caught, but the neighbour denied that they found it at his house. So I guess my mother was a porn fairy, how lovely.
if anyone tries to be a porn fairy, and leave grumble mags in public places for kids to find, I just hope you get busted doing it, and that you’re on the fucking news.
We used to carve porn in trees and draw it on concrete runoffs.
beatus, you bastard, this was going to be my first comment and it would have been first…RUINED
on a serious note, i did leave porno where kids could find it back in the 90’s to complete the cycle…it is kind of pointless now.
Kids have no idea how good they really have it.
kids are idiots
I recall snails were into Penthouse too.
The porn fairy is most definitely dead. I doubt any kid would even think about trying to sneak home some splooged magazine clipping today.
The most twisted moment I had with the Porn Fairy was salvaging about a half dozen or so singed and dirty gas station porns from a burned down travel trailer.
Dear God thank you for the internet.
Kids are fake.
My mum and her mate Danny were feeding a neighbour’s cat in the 70’s and found porn in a drawer in the house. They charged their friends 5p a look at school until they got caught, but the neighbour denied that they found it at his house. So I guess my mother was a porn fairy, how lovely.
found a mag under the car seat of my dad’s friend’s car when I was eight. Had old ladies pissing on each other.
if anyone tries to be a porn fairy, and leave grumble mags in public places for kids to find, I just hope you get busted doing it, and that you’re on the fucking news.
The fucking news is a pretty fitting place for a porn fairy.
yeah? well so’s the sexual offender’s register.
I guess he blurred his name from being recognized as a thief from the Tom Green comedy special.
^Is that ‘special’ as in Tom Green is a complete mong?
Porn sucks.
^ Porn stars suck.
most porn is Fake! XD