Sorry I took so long rocking up to this one I was busy lecturing on pro-nouns at the international language creation forums in Las Vegas.
I am actually the co-creator of the English language, a young lad named Denzel Washington, a blonde bombshell named Moira Hindley and I invented it back in 1974 in a cafe on Dagenham High Street.
To put the question to bed I can confirm that you’re all correct and anybody who misspells ANY word is a word mangling cunt
not lame enough to warrant witicism, OMOO and I have nothing to add to the age old tomaaaato, tomahhhhto debate. Well, maybe I do.
Language is a tool folks not a religion. The whole point, and ya’ll WILL correct me if I’m wrong – is that language is a means to assist in communication. So whatever works in getting your point from person A to person B is acceptable. I think. Now go ahead and tell me in perfect king’s english why I am a dumbass.
One of my comments some time ago was deleted because of using the word snig.ger (remove the dot) in a completely innocent context. Well, that’s political correctness for you. Totally misplaced and a major pain in the ass for rational people.
Mr Haiku… hilarious!
Matt*
Sorry I took so long rocking up to this one I was busy lecturing on pro-nouns at the international language creation forums in Las Vegas.
I am actually the co-creator of the English language, a young lad named Denzel Washington, a blonde bombshell named Moira Hindley and I invented it back in 1974 in a cafe on Dagenham High Street.
To put the question to bed I can confirm that you’re all correct and anybody who misspells ANY word is a word mangling cunt
Imamofo – it’s Myra Hindley not Moira, oops
Chairman Lmao – Not its not. You’re thinking of the child killing serial killer, I’m referring to the co-inventor of the English language. You sicko.
I did a spit-take on that last one.
not lame enough to warrant witicism, OMOO and I have nothing to add to the age old tomaaaato, tomahhhhto debate. Well, maybe I do.
Language is a tool folks not a religion. The whole point, and ya’ll WILL correct me if I’m wrong – is that language is a means to assist in communication. So whatever works in getting your point from person A to person B is acceptable. I think. Now go ahead and tell me in perfect king’s english why I am a dumbass.
HOLY FUCK. The above comments took longer to read than War & Peace.
the post from griffen is too funny, i have tears in my eyes ( i am black and hate the n word) but it’s too funny.
I see they blurred out the “ig” in N**ger…
The blurring of N**ger was done later.
One of my comments some time ago was deleted because of using the word snig.ger (remove the dot) in a completely innocent context. Well, that’s political correctness for you. Totally misplaced and a major pain in the ass for rational people.
He must have been growing cotton.
over 100 frickn posts in and still no one’s translated the first one? seriously man what the fuck does that say?
I can’t wait to have a beer.
What are you doing tonight Pipkin?
I don’t know baby, what about you?
Have a beer for me please Chick.
I’m going to Manchester tonight baby.
Oh I will, how long have you got now? (pregnancy)
Ooo, who are you going with?
Sar and Rosie, come if you are not doing anything.
Have you got a taxi baby?