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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Understanding Motherhood

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1. Dawn of the Dan October 18th, 2012 at 5:44 pm

   Haha, I dig this one.

2. beatusmongous October 18th, 2012 at 6:01 pm

   Especially since moms usually don’t eat their babies.

3. stubbyholder October 18th, 2012 at 6:25 pm

   He’s going to squeeze a burrito out of his vagina?

4. slicingupeyeballs October 18th, 2012 at 6:26 pm

   Is this some euphemism I don’t understand…?

5. powderedtoastman October 18th, 2012 at 6:44 pm

   Putting powdered toast in the front pocket of your hoodie is the closest you’ll come to being as awesome as me.

   POWDERRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSST MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!

6. xphile.1002 October 18th, 2012 at 11:24 pm

   @hipstermermaid posted this on Twitter. But then again, this could actually be the same guy.

7. PeePeeHead October 19th, 2012 at 4:06 am

   Great analogy. Perhaps this could be used to educate teenage girls on what a pregnancy is actually like.

8. Berkely Hunt October 19th, 2012 at 4:37 am

   I’ve witnessed the amazing work of a new life coming into the world… I wouldn’t put it in a realm anywhere near a nice warm burrito..

   the horror!… the sickening fluids… the howls of pain… the stirrups…the doubling up agony of muscles contracting and spasming …the wierd breathing and panting…the blood and surgical steel… the gas to just take the edge off.. the gowns and rubber gloves….. the screams of ‘get this thing out of me’ or ‘I don’t think I can do this’….that blood curdling animal grunting..then at last that final push and slumping exhaustion….. and that was just conception

9. Imamofo October 19th, 2012 at 8:29 am

   ‘Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

   No. It’s my cock. It is topped with cheese and sour cream though if that helps?

10. frankenstein October 19th, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    ^ no avocado? 🙁

11. PeePeeHead October 20th, 2012 at 4:22 am

    I have this feeling that Powdered Toastboy blows farm animals …

12. ms_riot October 21st, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Jeez that must be one bigass burrito!

13. beatusmongous October 22nd, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    It’s not a burrito. It’s a burro.

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