Friday, November 18, 2011

Up to Date Updates

previous post: Going Down?



  1. Twishite

  2. Oh you so clever Robbie, huh?

  3. Codename Dutchess

    I seriously hope someone is fraping you, Andrew. Either that or he’s gay. No straight man combines “OMG” with “Twilight premier.” Unless it’s “OMG, shut up about the fucking Twilight premier.”

  4. the success of Twilight is proof that the world is screwed up

  5. WHOA WHOA WHOA. No need to hate on Justin Timberlake. Come on now Robbie.

  6. In all seriousness, while I’m glad people are reading again, I honestly don’t see how these books could possibly be so popular. The writing is mediocre at best, the source material is tired, she emasculated the most popular characters in our collective folk lore, the main character is a woman that is nearly helpless, and to top it all off, the plot isn’t even original….there are literally no redeeming qualities to this book that I have been able to discover.

    Unless Stephanie Meyer sold her soul to the devil or has a Speechcraft score over 9000, there is no reason for this series to inspire the kind of rabid fan base that it has.

  7. Yeah, calling JT gay?
    The dude has plowed dozens of the most primo poon in Hollywood.

    Guys who call Timberlake gay are likely just wishfully thinking.

  8. I messed up my second sentence there ^ …
    I am aware “dozens of poon” doesn’t make any sense.

  9. @Dawn That does not stop you from having sex with men too. Just like he does.

  10. i think “dozens of poon” is brilliant!

  11. et tu, Katherine? Et tu?
    Does this mean that only myself, the mentally disabled and the elderly are the only ones left who have not ‘entered the smart phone world’?

  12. You are not alone, MsAnne. There’s me too in that lonely corner. Although perhaps I may enter the mentally disabled category

  13. Guys… please… don’t insult women everywhere by giving a vagina to a so called “male” who likes twilight.
    Twilight is the worst vampire movie ever made.. and trust me .. some were really bad!
    Besides… would you date a girl who loves twilight?
    Anyways.. I hope the guy is trolling!

  14. I also have not entered the hallowed halls of smart-phone-dom yet MsAnne and wandr. I don’t think I’m mentally disabled, but then who does?

  15. @LadtAngora
    I also think dozens of poon is brilliant!

  16. Gay jokes = lame.

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