Friday, June 18, 2010


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  1. Ben? Probably not.

    The lightning rod one made me LOL.

  2. Marc could have summed up his post by only using the last four words.

  3. Also – Josh’s Twilight-based humor is highly original stuff. How inspired. /sarcasm

  4. I really enjoyed all 3.

    @ Stretch I agree wasent so original but anything with Twilight trashing gets my vote.

  5. Josh’s take on Twilight may not be original but neither is Twilight. Angsty teen drama with brooding protagonist and dreamy boy that brooding girl can’t be with.

  6. @ Stretch also the BBQ one hit close to home because last night i actually created a giant ball of fire starting my BBQ and burnt my eye brows and arm/chest hair lol.

  7. krasivaya_devushka

    Ouch BucketofScuzz.

    I liked the 3rd one.

  8. suckmebeautiful

    Shrimpnel made me giggle… And Jason’s comment was so funny, I think I would do him just on basic principle.

  9. I’m all for Twilight hate, but I’m not so angry towards it now that the hype seems to have died down. Back when I couldn’t move for big Twilight displays and people in ‘Mrs. Edward Cullen’ t-shirts and the world and his bloody dog were reading the Twilight books and standing right in my fucking way, right there where I’m trying to walk, reading their shitty little Wuthering Heights-lite bullshit and screaming in my face that they were Team fucking Jacob and oh I should read Twilight it’s brilliant and oh the film I want to see is sold out because everyone who couldn’t get into Twilight has gone to see that instead and I just wanted to take every copy of every book of that god damn series and burn them, burn them ALL… THAT was when Twilight hate was justified.
    Not now.

    Er… shit.
    Back to the Future reference is a win for me.

  10. @Hobo –

    So the Twilight hate will once again be justifiable in two weeks when the next godawful movie is released?

  11. I like Twilight. It will lead to World War 3 where Team Edward and Team Jacob will wipe each other out using poisoned plastic fangs and asbestos pin-on tails. Then the world will be mine (once I have got rid of the Glee-club….)!

  12. I’m pretty sure I saw the Edward and Jacob one at least 5 months ago on

  13. @Stretch: Yeah. If it outsells Toy Story 3 I’m gonna give up on the human race.

  14. BritishHobo you know the Twitards are going to outsell Toy Story 3. I gave up on the human race a long time ago, this whole Twitard phase is just one more nail in the coffin. The books were the most god awful pieces of shit I have ever read. I refuse to watch any of the movies because of how bad the books were. Yes I read all four books because I wanted to see what all the hype was about, I was stuck in Iraq for about 5 more months and once I start a book set I have to finish it. Stephen King said it the best I think “The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good,”

    Now that I’m done ranting number 2 was stupid besides the shrimpnel.

    #3 The comments were great, laughed my ass off at the Back To The Future reference.

  15. The Twilight bullshit is getting old. Even the bashing is unoriginal now, with the exception of the t-shirt that says “…Then Buffy Staked Edward. The End.” (I admit, I do love that shirt.)
    I also lol’ed at “shrimpnel” and the Back To The Future reference. :3

  16. The third one is all funny.

  17. Besides the reference to Back to the Future being in the neutral category, these are all lame jokes – lazy, convenient, tired. They’re maybe suited to people who would be Jay Leno fans.

  18. As a close friend of Larry’s, I can say that he is perpetually hilarious.

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