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Saturday, February 19, 2011

VDay the Wrong Way

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1. sprucay February 19th, 2011 at 1:45 pm

   The first one did make me chuckle. At least the second one is more original that the standard hand=woman jokes.

2. kal February 19th, 2011 at 4:36 pm

   Old, stupid jokes. No lol involved here. Good try though.

3. Jonjones February 19th, 2011 at 6:29 pm

   A joke where a man refers to his hand as a woman! Hilarious! What an original joke! Used with Valentines day as a combination! OMG, this is groundbreaking.

4. Walter Sobchak February 19th, 2011 at 9:58 pm

   He forgot the porn.

5. throwingtofu February 20th, 2011 at 1:06 am

   I would’ve laughed at the first one more if it weren’t for the fact that I know so many people who, if they were friends with Chris, would have shown up for the funeral.

6. Soup February 20th, 2011 at 3:12 am

   Toilet paper? This guy doesn’t know how to love himself. I don’t even think he likes himself. Only the finest silk is allowed to capture my liquid loneliness.

7. n00dles February 20th, 2011 at 1:42 pm

   chris should’ve bought a xbox

8. Steeeever February 20th, 2011 at 2:01 pm

   STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!
   Soup’s mom is the only thing that is allowed to capture my luquid awesomeness.

9. mass February 20th, 2011 at 3:12 pm

   I’m more of an expressionist … I like to create ‘art’ on park benches, bus seats or swing sets…people in front of me in line-ups, stuff like that.

10. laugh.out.loud February 20th, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Stever + comment about someone’s mom = FAIL

11. n00dles February 20th, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    it would be good if stever could at least spell liquid… No wait… The comment would still fail…

12. georgev420 February 21st, 2011 at 12:45 am

    I bottle my goop and sell them for moisturizing cream to Stevers mom. Its not my fault if she drinks it or where she sticks it, boy.

13. stomabeutel February 21st, 2011 at 4:02 am

    Please guys, no jokes about Stevers mom, she’s a very classy lady and does a hell of a angry dragon.

    BTW Am looking for a hooker with a glass eye.

14. Paranoid Android February 21st, 2011 at 5:12 am

    “STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!”

    Is this what you shout out at orgasm when mummy is tending to your ‘needs’?

15. n00dles February 21st, 2011 at 5:23 am

    i think stever just got owned by whats left of the lb community… Note to self; dont pick on soup

16. Imamofo February 21st, 2011 at 7:52 am

    I remember when my Playstation 3 died…nope sorry it was my Gramps who kicked it… I always get them two mixed up.

17. CommentsAtLarge February 21st, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Noodles, I’d just play it safe and not be stever.

18. Soup February 21st, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    If I got upset every time someone with low standards decided to root around in the pig trough my mother calls a vagina, well, I’d be one unhappy camper.

19. slippyslappy February 22nd, 2011 at 5:24 am

    Soup I just want to officially recognize liquid loneliness as the awesome phrase that it is. I see lots of possibilities here with this one.

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