Friday, October 23, 2009

Vomlette

vomlette

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  1. Is Taylor masturbating off camera in his profile photo, if so we share a fb profile picture pose.

  2. My commercials are lame.

  3. you'll thank me later

    Oh. I didn’t realise it had come home. Thanks.

  4. Must be young love.
    By now, me and my man would be definitely asleep at 3:30am, not on FB.
    No one better ask me for eggs that early. I’ll kill a bitch.

  5. I think it’s fine what they’re posting there. It’s really cute.

  6. fag

  7. Whatever happened to, you know, talking to each other?

  8. Please do not have children! !

  9. Really I just turned into my father.

    Fucking pricks

  10. .

    Forgot the full stop sorry.

  11. milk = something the body produces that’s white
    honey = something the body produces that’s yellow
    egg is self-explanatory.

    Now read it again.

  12. When you’re in bed with your “partner” and the best thing you have to do is go on portable facebook and talk, then you know you are truly lame.

  13. Wow… Some people just don’t have a life.

  14. i had sex once

  15. I think that the reasoning behind the constant use of ‘over-medium’ could be fucking hilarious.

  16. @jezebel- me too. It was a pretty good time.

  17. i didn’t get fed after like this lucky biatch

  18. Who the hell refers to anything remotely sexual as milk/eggs/honey??!
    Way to show the world that you both finally managed to find someone to put up with you!

  19. Why has nobody acknowleged Tiff and Tay’s surprisingly accurate grasp of spelling and grammar yet!?

  20. These two are clearly so into their iTouch or Blackberries that they probably text each other while in bed together. So, let’s put to rest any fears that these two will procreate as they probably have cyber-sex.

  21. Aww! This is so cute, and weird!

  22. these two should be drowned.

  23. I agree that the these people shouldn’t breed is old and is really a waste of space because it’s never funny.

    @69 because looking at the time between their post they had to go out and buy a dictionaries and grammar books in between the post.

    That being said they probably weren’t really in the bed together.

  24. This is why people say the art of conversation is dead.

  25. I was the first one
    that impersonated him
    now there are many

    I do not know why
    some say it is his own fault
    for writing garbage

  26. Why the Boz imitators?

    LAME. We should have a lamebook just for people who want to be Boz.

  27. I was entertaining the idea of impersonating him after I saw how he posted to see if people could tell the difference but then a swarm of people started doing it and it became pointless.

  28. I just got Rick-rolled

  29. are they really having this conversation online while sitting right next to each other?!

  30. Duh… did anyone look at the times of the comments? they weren’t sitting next to each other having a convo…this was spread out over the day. Completely normal, a fact overlooked by everyone for “comedy”‘s sake. really ppl.

  31. I totally pointed that out already.

  32. witness signature

    This more properly belongs on “STFU Married People”.

  33. I’m confused by the time stamps on the convo.

  34. @trillian

    I’m thinking they’re playing out some sort of strange long-distance fantasy via FB. Maybe he’s on a trip, or deployed, or whatever, and they’re acting like they’re having a normal morning at home together? Just a guess…

  35. Please do not have any children! Please!

  36. phones were invented for a reason.

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