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Thursday, June 4, 2009

What Just Happened?

WHAT? YeeEEA! oKaYYyY! GuRL, U iz KAAAAAARRRRRAAAAZYYYY!!!!

I have no clue what your name is, so I am going to call you Profile Girl. Not only do you have amazing taste in music, you like Shrek! And not just Shrek 1, you like all 3!!!

Good hygiene???  Check.

Great Speller? Check.

Overuse of the tilde? Check.

Profile Girl, It’s safe to say that you are my dream girl. You, Me,  CRACKER BAREL, this Saturday.

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15 Comments

1. JR June 4th, 2009 at 10:05 am

   One of these things is not like the other:

   Youth Group, Mercy Me, Blow.

   or, how about:

   JESUS CHRIST!, Bob Marley, All Dogs Go to Heaven.

   WTF? I think she has tourretes.

2. Bianca June 4th, 2009 at 10:44 am

   Haha, way to represent your sorority…

3. Lola June 4th, 2009 at 11:25 am

   At least she likes good hygiene. Wait-hygeine. Maybe that’s something different.

4. S June 4th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

   I can’t believe she likes to do random stuff.

5. Jordan June 5th, 2009 at 11:30 am

   I wonder if the “Sherk” series is better than the original.

6. Jordan June 8th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

   She needs to stop being such a tease and just have sex with Soccer already.

   She’s probably the youngest person in the United States that has ever listed Cracker Barrel as an “interest”.

7. Paul June 21st, 2009 at 6:31 am

   Wow…I think ‘What?’, ‘Yeah!’, and ‘Okay!’ is a failed attempt at Lil’ Jon humor. Of course, that was only ever funny when Dave Chappelle did it, and it’s never funny when Srat girls do it. Wow.

8. Hah June 28th, 2009 at 11:34 pm

   Spice World? Really?

9. Jessica July 3rd, 2009 at 3:20 pm

   Who likes Sister Act 2, but not Sister Act 1? Everyone knows the first was the best.

10. Michael July 14th, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Fuck…. I live in Alabama.
    Southern education… fail.

11. Diane Mk II August 14th, 2009 at 1:04 am

    Yeah — this girl? Bored now. Dime a dozen, cookie cutter conformity, etc. Anyone want to talk about something more interesting — the Red Sox? The midair collision in NY? The relative drying speeds of Glidden vs. Dutch Boy?

12. Gwoki September 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    I didn’t even need to read any it to see and prime cunt wrote this. What the fuck is with mixing upper and lower case? Morons.

13. biotch12345678910 September 20th, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    nono, you have it all wrong. she likes sherk I…II…&III!!
    not shrek.

14. Penny Lane November 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Sister Act 2?????

15. jcarnes1 November 26th, 2009 at 2:13 am

    oh my god this is my roommate!!!

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