Tuesday, February 9, 2010

What the Folks

previous post: Victims of Love



  1. Why do people insist on wR1t1N6 L1k3 dissss? FFUUUU

  2. BOTH?!?!??!

    haha and good on Michele!

  3. Here comes Uncle-Daddy!

  4. Judging by how sheltered Austin has obviously been his entire life (12:31am and not in bed? Rebel!), he’s going to get eaten alive in college. I predict he’ll black out one day and wake up 6 months later in a tree wearing nothing but someone else’s underwear. He’ll stumble back to his dorm room and find he’s flunked out and they’ve changed the locks.

    Or at least, that’s how college was for me.

  5. I hope for the sake of our race that Tanisha is fake, and that Kyle misunderstood the question.

  6. I sure hope Tanisha doesn’t intend to home school…

    and Michele W: way to pwn ! lol

  7. @Lulla: Im assuming Kyle misunderstood his own answer – its his tiny baby brother. He’s not claiming parenthood, just family ownership !

  8. Anyone who’s mom would say something like that on his facebook wall can’t be *that* sheltered.

    I think I like Meg and her dad. They seem like they’d be fun.

  9. Wow, sounds like Kyle is taking the Oedipus complex to a new level. Or back to its roots…

  10. Hmmmm…can’t tell if Kyle is trying to be funny or is just stupid.
    Tanisha is not, repeat NOT redy to be A mAMa.

  11. LMAO at Michele.

  12. Wow… besides Michele’s comment, so much here is lame. Let’s do this in order.

    1. Y dE FoOk Arrrr Ye TiIpEn LyK Di$?
    Jesus… why not type normally? I can forgive ‘u’ or spelling mistakes, bnut… just… why?

    2. Eh.

    3. Ha, this makes me laugh. She seems like one of those mothers who either doesn’t see the problem in saying ‘my boy is so sweet, I’d be a lucky girl if he took me on a date’, or DOES, and loves to embaress him. Either way, sucks to be Ryan.

    4. I can’t work it out. I guess he was saying BOTH to the hair comment to… though that doesn’t make sense.

    5. Oh, Austin… just… what a stupid thing for a college kid to say on Facebook XD
    Love Michele, though. I’m really loving these parent posts.

  13. Kyle’s post DID make me say, “The fuck?”, but I realized that in 2010, we should be past the age of incest so it’s a matter of comprehension.

  14. the last two made my day! BOTH!

  15. I pray for Tanisha’s future child.

    Michele made me smile.

  16. Oh man if I were Michele, I would’ve said the same thing.

  17. It’ll be hard for Tanisha to find a name that’s as embarrassing as the one her parents gave her–though I’m gonna go out on a limb here and presume that she only had one parent, at the most.

  18. There comes a time in your life when you realize your parents sacrificed a lot to raise you. That includes, but is not limited to, being loud during sex. Other examples are, buying anything special for yourself without hiding it, sharing it, or buying something for the kid too. Talking on the phone without being interrupted. And getting to just fuck around without worrying about being a bad example.

  19. Is that the very same Tanisha that claimed to be pregnant after a one night stand and stupidly announced it via Facebook looking for the father?


    Similar writing style, similar stupidity. Could well be.

  20. Good find spandex_badger, but I would say that today’s Tanisha seems even stupider than the one from the older post.

  21. @ chip, please tell me that you meant to write dumber and not stupider. Stupider is not a word and that just makes Tanisha sound smarter than you.

  22. Michael W and Michele win. It’s refreshing to have parent posts on here where the parents don’t embarrass their children (at least, not too much), and are just plain funny.

  23. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    Michele seems way cooler than her son.

  24. I’d hate to have michele as a mom!! Trash is NOT cool!!!!!! *barf*

  25. btw, that’s probably the same Tanisha… what are the chances that they both leave out “am” when refering to their state of being

  26. Tante…why is that “trash”?

  27. I has a bucket and a kid.

  28. I don’t think the Tanishas are the same thing. She amn’t ready to be a baby momma.

    Right on, dad, keep the apples close to the tree.

    Take that, mom! I’m staying up late on a school night, but I’m not doing anything. Just wanted you to know. I sense uncomfortable, invasive experiences coming at our young upstart.

  29. I’m pretty sure that Kyle was just making a joke.

  30. @spandex_badger…Hmmm, I think you’re right. There can’t be more then 1 idiot Tanisha who don’t know how to type, and are having trouble with their pregnancies. You know trying to find the one guy at the party who may be the generous sperm donor.

    All I can say is Yikes. All the problems the people of this planet are facing and now we have to deal with these immbeciles.

  31. Michael and Michele would make an ideal parental coupling methinks. FB wise anyway.

  32. whats wrong with a date with your parents? not all dates are romantic dates. its just a night out. maybe dinner

  33. xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx

    haha Meg’s dad is awesome…Michael FTW!!!

  34. @pugged #21
    stu⋅pid /ˈstupɪd, ˈstyu‑/ [stoo-pid, styoo‑] adjective, -er, -est,


    Kyle’s just the type to confuse and surprise.

  35. Awww, poor Kyle. Next he’ll have to gouge his eyes out. Too bad he didn’t have a daughter; he could have named her Antigone.

  36. It’s hard to say who I hate more in this group.

  37. I love Austin’s mum.
    I would not be ashamed to call her my mum, she’s got awesome comebacks.

  38. My guess is Kyle is Yvonne’s other son…and that Michael Anthony is their son.

  39. Don’t any of you people know the code Tanisha’s using? it really says “LIN UPH RIOT KUNO AMZ”!!!

    Makes about the sames sense!

  40. @ Funny Facebook Fan Pages – why wouldn’t you just call it a “night out” with your parents then instead of a “date” with your parents?

  41. We know where Michael’s little princess got her “spunk”. @Nashntth is right, those apples did not stray far.

    Tanisha lI$t3n uP liTl3 gUrL i dOn KeEr iF u TINk u R GrOwN Ur BBee bEgS 2 diFer

  42. Do3s 1t n0t take w@y l0n6er to typ3 l1k3 th1s th@n norm@1, thus c0mpl3t3ly d3f3@ting the 0bj3ct of txting?

  43. i had a comment that was a few lines long but i deleted anything witty i had to say for a simple:

    F**K YOU Tanisha. You retard c**t.

  44. Tanisha,
    For the love of God, NO! Grow up just because you figured out that the shift button turns numbers into symbols and you’ve related them to letters DOES NOT make you ready to have a little child that will need your constant attention while you probably will ditch him/her to go get drunk and do some drugs, so do us all a favor, crawl in a hole and stay there.

  45. actually, i know who kyle is. the picture is of his son, named after his brother.

  46. LOL! It’s when I read things like this that I am stoked about not having my parents on facebook….. hahaha.

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