Wednesday, June 30, 2010


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  1. ben

  2. popped my ben cherry….no big deal, what eves

  3. Don’t get what Daniel is trying to say in the last comment.

  4. @ wtheyyyy

    Trent gri”eves” his stupidity

  5. wtheyyyy- Daniel said, “so he gri-“, and with Trent’s original post, he means “so he grieves.”

  6. My girl Laquisha always gets the best w-

  7. Trent wipes the tears away with his sle

  8. When I douche, I use Summer’s-

  9. OK here’s my theory: Krasivaya is Yoink- they only ever come on at the same time and she was the first to like himand convince others to. Yoink is not real, he’s just her alter ego. Please let him die now. His English gives me a headache.
    Alordslums, Kras and Dukey all work in the same office.

    gee that wasn’t hard to figure out. Did I mention my day job is as a detective?

    No, I’m not drunk yet

  10. That was an odd non-sequiter… I like yoink because, for all his horrible grammar and spelling, he seems like an alright chap, and we shouldn’t give people the boot just because they talk about their wang a bit too much.

    I will disagree with your assessment that he and Kras are one and the same. That is all.

  11. I think it’s pretty obvious that onceblind and yoink are the same person.

  12. Hmm… you may be right on that count, Bulldog. Or a couple of friends pulling a good cop/bad cop (ie pretentious poster/inarticulate poster) kinda scheme.

  13. Well this”ll run and run, I’m sure.

  14. This is hardly what I would call clever.

  15. Clever? Not really. But better than posting “What eves” as your status. I hate it when people do that.

  16. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Lol @ Hobo #11, the “run and run” is the fun part.

  17. i dont think yoink is that brilliant. he is persistent though. but alord seems to be able to slip into yoink mode with little effort.

    But I think yoinks is joeatley. Joe became boring after only one day. Yoinks has lasted two days so far. He’ll get bored of typing like that. And people will get bored of struggling to read the same crap. They’ll stop responding and Yoinks will die.

  18. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @ Saffer, I am not offended by your theory about me working in a fucken office, I just take it as a compliment to Yoink. As in Yoink is so amazing that your brain just can’t comprehend his possible existence.

    Although I AM offended that you placed me last on that list. Why can’t I ever get top billing, my nigga.

  19. I’m confused. Who am I and where do I work? Do I earn a good salary as I have my eye on a particularly nice handbag right now and would love to know if I can afford it.

  20. You are Frodo. You work in the shire. You build pools for other people but you don’t have one of your own. You have a perfectly good hand-made, leather knapsack and you can’t afford that new handbag.

  21. yoink = onceblind. The later comparing the former to banksy, having a rather eloquent to the effect that all commentators on this page are arsehats . The hole in this theory is that yoink keeps coming back. Either that or slimjayz had a stroke and this is the outcome.

  22. I reckon yoink is the real deal. Coming from the north of England myself, I can confidently testify to the presence of many, many yoinks here.

  23. @ #20, can I exchange this strange little ring for a new handbag?

  24. Is it preciousssss?


    …I’m so lame.

  26. yoink is yoink. That is all.

  27. i MISS SLIMJAYZ!!!! and i really don’t like yoink or any of his followers… sorry…

  28. yoink=joeackley=cumandavago

  29. Hello all… I’ve been reading your comments since yesterday, and may have read a few during work hours today. (Boss was in a meeting)

    I had to make a profile, just to say this! Thank you for making me laugh hysterically. Holy shit how you all yanked yoink’s chain.

    Oh, and schiuma WIN!

  30. krasivaya_devushka

    @Saffer, are you freakin’ kidding me? LOL that has got the be the worst theory I’ve read.
    Hope you were joking there, pal. 😀

    There is only one yoink. No one can duplicate him!
    And the reason I came to his defense is b/c I don’t like when people are rude to others on the Internet for no reason.

    I’m a girl, hellooooo…yoink is a dude from norf england.
    I’m freakin’ Russian. So much for your theory. 😀

  31. krasivaya_devushka

    Oh yeah, and I come on here when I can? You know, I work and stuff…can’t be hangin’ on here 24/7. I never noticed that yoink comes on at the same time ha ha : )

  32. Those smiley faces are attempts to mask LIES…

  33. Makes it easier to lie thru her teeth. lol

  34. krasivaya_devushka

    Oh yes, you got me Walter!

  35. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    hahaha as usual the comments win, Schiuma just took the cake.


  37. YoinksTranslator

    Where is Yoink… I’m out of work =/

  38. he be busi nailin his gf. dont b hatin

  39. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    That is not how Yoink talks … I mean types.

  40. I’m afraid i just cant do it that way. He’s a friken genius.

  41. @ #24 nah not really precious, someone has doodled some weird crap all over it!

  42. Is it perhaps some mystical message written in yoink?

  43. krasivaya_devushka

    I have to ask – who is this JoAckley you’re referring to?

  44. Krasivaya, i think you mean to ask which post you can find JoAckley in. I dont know myself. sorry

  45. oh and smiley face!

  46. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Guys its “JoeAckney” and she(or he, refused to specify because he or she didn’t understand the relevance of gender to the post) was some funny fuckwad that amused us for a while but only in one Lamebook post. I will try to google it for you.

  47. Dukey Smoothy Buns


    Side-note, I googled JoeAckney and I found way more than I expected.

  48. krasivaya_devushka

    Thanks Dukey!

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