^^Taken from the Simpsons:
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
My IQ just dropped a few points while reading this.
You ask the daddy to give you a lift home later. Get him to show you who’s really boss.
^^Taken from the Simpsons:
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
Ask if he’s got a younger sister?
I immediately judge anyone who uses the term ‘rents’ as imbeciles of the highest order.
We have a new Mofo, nice.
Hump him until he taps out?
Anyone who has to put “jk” after making a “joke” is a fucking idiot.
@win7ermute Anyone who thinks he needs to point that out is an even bigger one.