Monday, June 8, 2009
Why Oscar’s a Grouch
Rule #1: Don’t post poorly spelled, personal details from your weekend on Facebook. Judging by your impeccable spelling it’s safe to assume you are still in that same vulnerable state. I can’t believe Oscar got you drunk and ate you out. I hate when guys buy girls drinks all night, get them drunk, then take them home to orally pleasure them. I mean, props for getting some, but publicly posting that stuff just to take Oscar down makes you look a little … you know … whore-ish. In the end, however, it does sound like Oscar got the short end of the stick (no pun intended).
♥ The Editors
not small penis; big vagina.
Holy damn, that’s lame.
i’m adding this to the list of things i wish i’d never read.
the smaller the dick, the less surface area with which to contract herps.
@herpfest
Tru dat
Im still laughing at the opportunists that are coming out to profess their size…..
“lol no thanks. i found a dick that i love. honestly”
anyone else notice this fine specimen of win?
Aww, I was really hoping the last post would be from Oscar.
what a thundercunt.
OMG Kate just openly admitted she’s a slut but in a way too subtle for her to catch. Have fun with those future employers who’ll be wanting to view your FB profile & status updates, Kate!
Translation: Oscar and I were drunk and had sex. He hasn’t phoned me since. I wonder how I can get back at him …
Give Garrett his dues, he offered himself as a comparison.