Thursday, September 9, 2010

Win & Out

previous post: On Fire



  1. Wow, you guys almost made a sweet Back to the Future joke, but somebody had to be the unfunny douchebag and bring out the Parkinsons. Lame.

    Same goes for the Titanic syncing joke. I know she’s not making that joke, but people who keep spouting it like they were the first people to come up with it are as unoriginal as those Asylum twats who’re making ‘Titanic 2’.

  2. First? Ben, frodo, all that crap…

  3. Africas zoo consists of raccoons, rats, grizzly bears, moose, deer, beavers, ducks, geese, and a variety of other creatures from other parts of the world.

  4. Aw son fof a…!

    Anyways, these were all kinda “meh”. I’m with you BritishHobo, the back to the future one almost made me chuckle until they brought up Parkinsons. Not cool.

  5. I hope Africa doesn’t read these.

  6. Cameron should watch the blasphemy, Jesus may hit him with 1.21 jigawatts and fry his ass.

  7. There is a man who woks at my local book store, he drives a DeLorean. I love him.

  8. Your local bookstore is a Chinese restaurant?

  9. @ British Hobo and whatthecrap – Oh come one don’t be lame it is always fun to make fun of people’s incurable diseases. I have a Parkinson’s joke I find unbelievably funny want to hear it?

  10. Let’s hear it dikridor, don’t dissapoint.

  11. heisenberg, this Thursday apparently!

  12. Yeah, the Titanic ‘syncing’ joke is old already. God, like every fucking person is using that one already.

  13. dirtylittlepretty

    tis the season to be jorry..fa rah rah rah rah-rah rah rah rah…

    come on with the joke dikridor.

  14. The first one…Carmen Sandiego anyone? Maybe Isabela is about to finally find her and catch her.

  15. A 95 year old man lives in nursing home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his long life. One evening an old women, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?” She asks “What?” He replies “SEX!!!” The old women exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!” “I know”, said the old man, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while.” “Well, I can oblige”, replied the old women, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and she would hold his manhood. Then, one night, he didn’t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, she decided to find him and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with another old women, who was holding his manhood! Furious, the 87 year old women yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don’t have?” He smiled and simply replied “Parkinson’s!”

  16. my favourite thing about that joke was the very specific ages of the two protagonists.

  17. There are loads of zoos in Africa. In fact, despite what you may have heard in the “Kenya” flash song, a zoo is the only place where you’ll find a tiger in Africa.

  18. bollywood_rocks83

    5. heisenberg, we did and we are not amused!

  19. Who is James Bonds’ favorite bartender? Michael J. Fox

    With special thanks to the internet.

  20. Yes, Heisenberg, we are not amused!

    I’m from South Africa (born and raised, in the bushveld is where I spend most of days….) and our animals are pretty much in zoos and game parks. Except for the idiot who’s Tiger escaped a couple of weeks ago, but I digress.

  21. I’m also from South Africa and wow, people who really think we live in a country/continent where animals roam free and aren’t civilised – ignorance. Didn’t you know we just held the Soccer World Cup 2 months ago. Would it really have been held here if that were the case haha. Seriously, maybe google it.

  22. from South Africa- we live exactly like you do!! no lions and elephants roaming around 🙂 please spread the word, i go to work in a car, not on a elephant—> :)x

  23. lighten up Saffers, it was a joke. Play in on it, my American host family probably still thinks I used to ride a lion to work in SA, and there’s a certain technique in sending smoke signals that converts it into e-mail when they receive it

  24. I’m from the congo, and every morning I wake up, look outside my mud hut, see elephants and smile.

  25. and how do you connect to the internet greenstrings, do you rub two twigs together 🙂

  26. Funnies at long last!

  27. Well we Aussies ride kangaroos to work. It’s a well-known fact.

  28. Looks like veronica stole a post from MLIA (: lamelamelameee

  29. You “people” are soooooooooooooo ignorant…Africa is a CONTINENT not one big Jungle…get yourselves, PLEASE…no wonder why America is said to be the Dumbest place…

  30. ^
    Well that’s a rather ironic statement. America is a continent, not one big dumbass-factory. Please don’t talk about others being judgmental while being judgmental yourself, it just makes you seem like a jackass. And no, I am not American, nor am I African for that matter.

  31. Hey Gumball, are you sure you aren’t a “dumb” american?
    Wanna know a fun fact?
    the united states of america is a country that is located on the continent of NORTH america.
    this continent also houses Canada.

    But nice try!
    Oh, and I’m from Texas, i like to think i’m intelligent, and I think other countries should pull their heads out of their asses.
    there are stupid people everywhere.
    furthermore, I don’t understand why everyone is so judgmental.
    america is a country made up of immigrants; people from all over the world live here…
    so if you think america is stupid, it’s really just the world’s collective effort to show some “intelligence”

  32. This continent also houses Mexico.

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