Friday, September 21, 2012

Wins for the Weekend Part 2

previous post: Daddy’s Little Girl



  1. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.” Deep Thoughts (1992)

  2. I treat hitchhikers as enthusiastic and friendly hikers, too.

  3. ^What’s the current body count in the basement?

  4. God’s not crying, he’s masturbating, or maybe, he’s really a she, squirting in ecstasy, and thunder is her boisterous womanly moans of joy…and the lightning is because she didn’t seal up the casing right and she’s getting a little shock from the batteries ….or if you want be less x-rated, he could be pissing…or you know, it could have nothing to do with god at all, or science even…When it rains, the only thing that matters is it makes my god-damned grass grow faster and I have to cut it more often. Like it’s been raining most of the week, so now I have to cut the grass today.

    Tl;Dr: Fuck science, Fuck your gods, and damn it, for good measure, fuck the rain too, I hate them all!

  5. Africans love the rain.

  6. Bullshit. Now fuck off.

  7. Africans love anything they can get their hands on…I seen a movie once with some famous actor where they stripped a c130? in a matter of hours….and ‘mericans think getting their rims stolen in detroit is bad?

  8. well capn! if you saw it in a movie with a famous actor…

  9. EXACTY, SEE, Ms. at least YOU get it. As long as it’s in a FAMOUS movie or on teh internet is definately true!….I’m not talking about the nifty populated part of Africa some of our fella lamebookers are from though….I’m talking about all the po’ folk still living in straw huts side of africa waiting around for the big bad wolf to come blow their house down…or get eaten by lions…well, you know, whatever comes first…hell it’s AFRICA, you never know what kinda crazy shit’s gonna go down! Them guys that go around building the new railroads and bridges must be going through hell.

  10. you’ve never left your home state, have you?

  11. Not that I have to answer such a silly question Ms. Anne. In my lifetime I have never left the United States. I have lived in 5 and visited at least 20.(not just traveled through) I was attempting to play the uneducated stupied (yeah buddy, I speeled it rong tew!) card. I think I did a good job, in fact…I think I deserve a pat on the back for doing such a good job. Just not on the ass….and I won’t take a cookie as a consolation prize. The last time I accepted congratulatory baked goods I was high for like 12 hours and got to meet Papa Smurf and Smurfette in PERSON!

  12. Im making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do, Blue31dOTcom

  13. ^Sofiax, it’s my duty to inform you that you’ve been reported to the internet police for scamming people on the silk road marketplace. I’m sure you’ve been raking in the bitcoins and cashing them in like there’s no tomorrow, buddy, but your days are numbered. They’re coming for you, and even if you do end up getting a good lawyer the next 5-10 years of your life are going to be spent eating cold mashed taters, jellied grits, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

  14. ^what the fuck is fucking wrong with you?
    you DON’T dog in the fucking silk road! call yourself a fucking drugs connoisseur?
    fuck you.

  15. Don’t go trying to confuse me with your bit words! You saying people actually use that dive?

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