Lamebook are way too busy fighting court cases and stuff to worry about blurring people. Kayleigh’s made me lol big time, sounds like a great night in. Disappointmented I didn’t think of it myself.
i really, really had to think about what kayleigh’s was supposed to say, and when i figured it out, i have to say i think i might like the typo better. ha!
I love that Lamebook removed my comment for noooo reason. What because I wrote her whole name out that you dumb fucks forgot to blur? Fuck that.
Good call on the Coke curly. Because I was not figuring that one out…maybe I was too distracted by the come and wondering how she got so much of it in a bottle.
Blonde, I think the answer to that question lies in what line of work she does. Perhaps, in her profession, she collects enough “samples” during a day to fill the bottle.
Excellent point Comments. I wonder if she also collects hair to stuff her pillow with and curls up with it at night. She sounds like she’d be a gem if that were the case.
I’m already planning to make a nice big batchler of toffee bars for Thanksgiving next week. My family loves them. They go great with a vintage bottle of come.
I remember once when I was 8 or 9? I was helping my friend study for a spelling bee. I gave her the word peace and she said, which definition? I said, like a piece of cake. Then she spelled it out, and I was like, I meant the other one!
I was dissapointmented that I lost my batch of obesity. But then I found the fat fucks with their mouths stuffed with peacefuls of cake, and being come guzzlers.
@14
I see you are talking about my favorite romantic comedy, silence of the lambs. The ending was really sad though, when buffalo bill got shot and his woman-soon to be- coat got away, I know I wasn’t the only one crying in the audience. They’ll always have that hole in his third basement though…what a shame young love can’t last…
@ 22: seems Nick missed the French Revolution, perhaps sleeping in History class. cake doesn’t beget peace, as Marie Antoinette found out the hard way.
STEVER!
After the long wars of cake… they’re finally at peace. Phew!
Lamebook are way too busy fighting court cases and stuff to worry about blurring people. Kayleigh’s made me lol big time, sounds like a great night in. Disappointmented I didn’t think of it myself.
i really, really had to think about what kayleigh’s was supposed to say, and when i figured it out, i have to say i think i might like the typo better. ha!
I want to know what was REALLY in the very large bottle that Kayleigh had. I only have a few guesses that seem way off.
Coke? Was it Coke? She’s gotta be like 200 pounds, right?
I’m thinking coke …. sweets, icecream and coke.
I love that Lamebook removed my comment for noooo reason. What because I wrote her whole name out that you dumb fucks forgot to blur? Fuck that.
Good call on the Coke curly. Because I was not figuring that one out…maybe I was too distracted by the come and wondering how she got so much of it in a bottle.
Probably not cocaine. She’s too hefty.
Four people with her exact name on Facebook. She can safely guzzle all the cum she likes and blame it on the other girls.
Even if Nick had used the right word, he’d still be a stupid piece of trite.
Blonde, I think the answer to that question lies in what line of work she does. Perhaps, in her profession, she collects enough “samples” during a day to fill the bottle.
Excellent point Comments. I wonder if she also collects hair to stuff her pillow with and curls up with it at night. She sounds like she’d be a gem if that were the case.
I think she works at an adult shop.
no, she uses the hair to make wigs, and puts them on wig stands and backlights them so she feels like someone is watching her sleep.
Blondie, a hair pillow eh? That borders on some it-puts-the-lotion-on-it-skin-or-it-gets-the-hose-again shit there… (I kid)
Roundhouse, either that or the World’s Oldest Profession.
I’m already planning to make a nice big batchler of toffee bars for Thanksgiving next week. My family loves them. They go great with a vintage bottle of come.
Actually Kayleigh, it sounds like you need a decent session on a treadmill rather than all that crappy food after work.
Or maybe simply a good sweaty pounding, which should culminate in a dollop of fresh come (which is FAR better than the bottled stuff)…
Nah, I think the lotion-skin-hose issue is closer to Shinsplints’ idea on the wigs haha.
I remember once when I was 8 or 9? I was helping my friend study for a spelling bee. I gave her the word peace and she said, which definition? I said, like a piece of cake. Then she spelled it out, and I was like, I meant the other one!
agreed, i think my idea is creepier. and lonelier.
i have always looked up to buffalo bill, though
I was dissapointmented that I lost my batch of obesity. But then I found the fat fucks with their mouths stuffed with peacefuls of cake, and being come guzzlers.
Sometimes, I come to Lamebook just for the comments. You guys make my day 😀
That’s how lonely I am .
I see nothing wrong with Nick’s post. He is obviously hoping that baked goods will bring calm, contentment, and prosperity to whomever reads his post.
Peace of cake to all here.
@14
I see you are talking about my favorite romantic comedy, silence of the lambs. The ending was really sad though, when buffalo bill got shot and his woman-soon to be- coat got away, I know I wasn’t the only one crying in the audience. They’ll always have that hole in his third basement though…what a shame young love can’t last…
The Waiter in the 2nd photo is thinking ‘really you fat fuckslug ANOTHER peace of cake?’
He’s probably Mexican.
I think Nick’s has something to do with the previous post
@ 22: seems Nick missed the French Revolution, perhaps sleeping in History class. cake doesn’t beget peace, as Marie Antoinette found out the hard way.